Happy that I live in a world with Facebook.
Before that, it would have taken weeks,
even months, before finding out someone was an idiot!
May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook!
My parents did not force me to study as much as Facebook forces me to install messenger!
Facebook is like having nosy neighbours who don't really like you.
They just stay connected to look over your wall and see what you're doing!
If a person changes their relationship status
more than four times on Facebook, by default it should be set as 'Unstable'!
Being famous on Facebook is like being rich on Monopoly.
It's not real, so calm down!
I've found Paradise -
where all wives are lovely,
all husbands are loving
and all children are angels.
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It's called Facebook!
I don't hate Candy Crush,
I just hate the person who keeps sending me Facebook invites to play it!
Facebook's "People you may know" should be called,
"People you definitely know and have been avoiding"!
Some people are so fake
that they should have two Facebook accounts,
one for each face!
It's so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people's heads!
Many people do not know
but you can actually watch a movie
or go out without updating it on Facebook!
For men who believe their wives don't do much the whole day,
guys it's a tough job updating your 'Facebook' status every hour.
Respect women!
Modern Style wedding
Pujari : Do u Both Agree To Change Your
Facebook Status to MARRIED?
Couple : Yes, we do
Pujari: Vivah sammpan
Facebook now has more than 800 million users,
which may help explain why unemployment is around 10 percent.
When Facebook shows a Facebook memory to you it is actually
reminding you that how dumb were you a few years ago!
I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor.
Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives!
Facebook: A place where all your past mistakes will eventually try to befriend you!
I don't go on Facebook much these days. It's always trying to ask me "What's on your mind?". It should know that I'm married and not allowed to have a mind of my own!.
