Dirty Facebook Shayri For Boy friends & Girl friends

A lady posted on FB:

"My husband is take me tomorrow for soaping, what should I bye".

Someone commented: Dictionary!

What's the most embarrassing moment in one's life?

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When it's been 3 days and nobody has liked your Facebook status!.

There exists a paradise where...

All wives are lovely and all husbands are loving,

All parents are respected and all children are angels,

All holidays are relaxing and all vacations are amazing,

All birthdays are celebrated and all anniversaries are being rejoiced.

That place is called...

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Facebook!.

Did you know?

You can fly from any airport 

without announcing it on Facebook!

Today I saw my facebook password walking on the road...

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with her two children!.

After so many years, now I'm convinced that people are just getting married and having babies to have something to post on Facebook!.

Warning:

Joining social media increases your risk of getting an STD - Socially Transmitted Delusions!.

If i have blocked you on social media and you see me in the streets, the block still applies in real life.

Social media has colonized what was once a sacred space occupied by emptiness. The space reserved for thought and creativity.