Funny CID Jokes Prank Messages

Kutte, Kamine..

Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga

Wah Wah! Wah Wah

Kutte Kamine

Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga

Daya Bola Sir Ye Mahine

Pagar Kam Mili,

Mai Darwaza Nahi Todunga..

Teri haasi p me sari jawaniluta dunga,

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Wah

wAh

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Teri haasi p me sari jawaniluta dunga,

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ACP Bola: "VAHI RUK JAAO

warna me goli chala dunga"

CID reversed!

ACP PRADYUMAN-Daya dekho khooni bhaag raha hai

darwaza tod k,

Andhaa kya Dekhega, aur Gungaa kya bolega,,

WAH WAH ..

Andhaa kya Dekhega, aur Gungaa kya bolega,,

WAH WAH ..

Iss bar Abhijit bola, Sir ye Aise Muh nahi Kholega

Police to Srdar:

How did u kill 30 people?

Sardar: mein Gaddi taiz chala reya si tay jadon' main

break lai tay breakan fail ho gaian c

ik pasay 2 banday tay dujay pasay ik barat ja rai c .

Tusi dasso me kidar marda ?

Police: 2 admion ki taraf... 

thora Nuqsan hota..

Sardar: Qasam lelo main 

v ehi sochya c par jadon me Gaddi onan val mori

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O 2no kanjar nass k barat vich war Gaye....

te fer menu v Guddi barat wal morni paii...

A for apple B for banana...

A for apple B for banana...

ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha:

kuch bhi ho jaye daya,goli mat chalana...

Ab har lux bar me gold milega ..

wah wah ..

ab har lux bar me gold milega ..

abhijeet bola khabardaar 

koi apni jagah se ni hilega ..

Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai....

Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai......

Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !!!!

Picture abhi baki hai mere yaar ..

Zara gaur farmaiyeg ..

picture abi baaki hai mere yaar ..

Daya bola abhijeet lagta hai 

yhi hai khooni ki car ...

Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai

Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai

Daya inko chhod do, 

ye dono NIRDOSH hai

Kaash koi acp pradyuman 

ko acidity ki dava de de ...

jab dekho tab bolta rahta hai 

kuch to gadbad hai ...

koi btao ise gadbad 

case me ni uske stomach me hai

Na jeene ki tamana,

na marne ka kauf...

Naa jeene ki tamanna 

na marne ka kauf....

Daya the suspect's phone 

is currently switched off.

Arz kiya hai- Bas karo CID shayari karo thodha relax..

gour farmaiyega!

Bas karo cid shayari karo thodha relax..

Dekhiye DLF IPL only on Max!!

chamche pe chamcha

spoon pe spoon

wah wah

chamche pe chamcha

spoon pe spoon

abhijeet dekho ho rahe hai

khoon pe khoon

Another CID Jokes SMS

Dil Pagal Hai 

Tere Pyar Me Paaro Waah

Dil Pagal Hai 

Tere Pyar Me Paar Daya, 

ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro...

Pyaaar To Jaaan Humne sirf Tumhi se kiyaa he..

wah...wah

Pyaar to jaaan humne sirf tumhi se kiyaa he.

wah...wah

ACP : Ye natak band karo

aur chup chap bolo

ye khoon kisne kiya he ?

Latest CID PJ A FOR apple B for banana,

A for apple B for banana,

Daya kuch bhi ho jaye

goli mat chalana….

Cricket ke saare balls catch hue

wah wah

Cricket ke saare balls catch hue

wah wah

Fredrick kya finger prints match hue???

C.I.D. returns Jokes

Na din ko chain tha

Na raat ko chain tha

Na din ko chain tha

na raat ko chain tha

Daya is khuni k sath aur kon kon tha :

ACP

Pradumann

to daya- aqhir yeh khoon kiya to kiya kisne

Daya- melody khou khood jan jau