Rajnikanth vs CID Jokes in Hindi

Aaj Kal Baccho Ne Padhna Chod Diya..

Gaur Farmaiyega..

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Aaj Kal Baccho Ne Padhna Chhod Diya...

Acp Tha Toilet Me Or

Daya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya...

Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro,

Wah

Wah

Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro.

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Daya Jaldi Se Us Gaadi Ka Picha Karo.

Acp Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao

Acp Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon Kisne Kia Batao’

Lash Ne Kaha "Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao."

Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen... Ye Gore Ye Gore Gaal....

Waah Waah....

Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen, Ye Gore Gore Gaal....

Daya ja ke karo, Suspect se kuch Sawaal...

Why I Hate C.I.D

An Example:

LADY:Suresh Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA:Kya? Suresh Tumhara Bhai Tha?

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LADY:Han, Suresh Mera Bhai Tha!!!

ABHIJEET:Suresh Sach me Tumhara Bhai

Tha???

LADY:Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP:My God, Iska Matlab samjhe Daya,

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Yeh Suresh Ki Bahen Hai ...

paani se khelo,aag se na khelo.....

paani se khelo,aag se na khelo.....

Daya,zara in sab ke fingerprints to lelo...!!!

guys i'll talk to u later see you soon

guys i'll talk to u late see you soon

Abhijit - oh my god SIR EK AUR KHOON

After the thrilling success of CID PJs series 1...

Here is CID PJ Series 2...

1. Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen...Ye Gore Ye Gore Gaal..

Waah Waah....

Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen, Ye Gore Gore Gaal....

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Daya ja ke karo , Suspect se kuch Sawaal...

Pani Tha Glass Mein, 

Glass Gira Niche, 

Pani Tha Glass Mein, 

Glass Gira Niche ACP Ne Kaha- Aab Kaatna Sari Umar Salakho Ke Piche.

Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,

Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,

ACP bola 'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..

Swimming Pool Mein

Paani Bohot Gehra Hai

Daya Says- "Sir Lagta

Hai Yeh Aadmi Iss Hotel Mein

Kisi Dusre Naam Se Thehra Hai."

Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai

Wah wah

Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai

Wah wah

ACP praduman bola dal mein kuch kala hai

Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paaro, 

Waah...Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paaro, 

Daya, ghar ka kona kona chaan maro.....

Daya: My god, he is dead.

ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai.

Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jane se hui hai.

CID JOKES

Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,

Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,

Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai.

Arz kiya hai..

Aane wala pal, Jaane wala hai..

Wah wah..

Aane wala pal, Jane wala hai..

Wah wah..

Aur ACP bola, Daya..Dal mein zarur kuch kala hai..0:)o_O

IPL ke matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha hai

IPL ki matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha h

12 saal se DAYA ek hi QUALIS Chala rha hai

*Meanwhile in CID*

ACP: "OMG Daya! Yeh toh khoon hai"

Daya: "Haan sir. Yeh toh khoon hai."

Abhijeet: "Wahi toh. Yeh toh khoon hai!"

Audience : Gxnd Mara Le Phir

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….

Santa Singh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Darr ke age hoti hai jeet!

Darr ke age hoti hai jeet!

In sabko beauro le chalo abhijeet!!!