Rajnikant Vs CID Jokes you can't stop laugh

Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor hai

wah wah

Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor hai

wah wah

ACP pradyuman, Geeta ka kaatil koi aur hai!!!

ACP: khooni kuch bata nahi raha,

khooni kuch bata nahi raha abhijeer pata to karo kahin daya marva to nahi raha

Daya : Sir,Pata Chala hai 

ki Aapke biwi Panwale se pyaar karti hai. . .

ACP : Iska matlab Samjhe,Daya? . .

Daya : Kya Sir? . .

ACP : Ab Se Mujhe Free me Paan Khane ko milega.

Nail Paint Lagaya

Jata Hai Nail Main,

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Wah-wah..

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Nail Paint Lagaya

Jata Hai Nail Main,

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Acp- Ab Tum Zindagi Bhar

Sadte Rehna Jail Main.:-d

Main hu don

Wah Wah

Main hu don

ACP:Daya Abhijeet pata karo 

yeh likhne wala hai kon

Mere dil me na jane kitne Armaan rahe.

Wah wah

Mere dil me na jane kitne Armaan rahe.

Wah Wah

Delhi Metro me jeb katro se Sawdhan rahe.

Fedrick Bola Sir

Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai

Gaur Farmaaiye,

Fedrick Bola Sir

Ladki Badi Rangeen Ha

Acp Pradhuman Bola

Fedrick, Ladki To Rangeen

Hai Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai

Irade pakke ho to hoti nahi haar!

Irade pakke ho to hoti nahi haar!

ACP bola, Daya, send him behind the bar!!!

Aaj Ka Suvichar

Jaldbaji Me Shadi Karoge 

To Zindagi Ki Vatt Laga Doge,

Aur Soch Samaj Ke Karoge 

To Bhi Kya Ukhad Loge..??!!

Rajnikant says 'Yenna Rascala MIND IT'.....

Rajnikant says 'Yenna Rascala MIND IT'.. ..

WahWah ..

Abhijit bola: Lash Yahin hai "FIND IT"..."

Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare

Chaye He

Wah Wah

Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare

Chaye He

Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum

Cid Se Aaye He

Pakau shayaari tym !!!!

Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai

Dhamaal...??

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Disco:- Bar mein kyu

hai Dhamaal.....?

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A.C.P bola: Daya , surakshit kaale

mere baal , Vasmol ne kiya

kamaal...:P=D :D =D

Exam mai copy karke 

pas hue jaise taise . 

daya to abhijeet. 

akhir munni badnam hui 

to hui kaise

CID pj..

Devdas ko pasand thi Paro..

Wah wah..

Devdas ko pasand thi Paro..

"Abhijeet aur Daya aaspaas ke saare ilaake chhaan maaro !!"

Why All Hates Cid?

Jus Check It.

Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

Daya: Kya ?? Rahul Tumhara Bhai

Tha ??

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Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara

Bhai Tha ??

Lady: Ha Sir...wo Mera Bhai Tha

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Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum

Rahul Ki Behen Ho ....:P

CID-1

Keyboard Pe Button Hai TAB

Wah Wah!

Keyboard Pe Button Hai TAB

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Abhijeet Laash Ko Le Chalo Forensic Lab. :-D

Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen

Tumhari Sali He

Wah Wa

Tumhari Biwi Ki

Bahen Tumhari Sali He

Wah Wa

Acp Says: Daya Ye Pistol

To Khali Hai.

Ram ji the ayodhya aur krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..

Wah Wah...

Ram ji they Ayodhya aur Krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..

Daya turant laga do ish Gunahgaar ko Phaasi...

Na Bandook Se Maaro,

Na Bomb Se Maaro....

Waah... Waah...

Na Bandook Se Maaro,

Na Bomb Se Maaro....

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Daya, Is Ghar Ka

Chappa Chappa Chaan Maro....

Itni aasani se to auto bhi nahi

milta...

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jitni aasani se, CID me saboot milte

hain .