15 Witty Bar Jokes Anyone Can Remember

Ilaahi Kyun Nahi Uthhti Qayamat Majra Kya Hai,

Humare Samne Pahlu Mein Woh Dushman Ke Baithe Hain.

Woh Bhi Din Tha Ek Pal Na Guzarta Tha Unka

Hamare Siwa.

Yeh Bhi Din Hai Ek Pal Nahi Milta Unhe Hamare

Liye...

Bahut mehngi hui ab to wafa,

log kaha milte hai.. jo sachcha pyar kare,

mohabbat to ban gai hai ab saza,

aashiq kaha milte hai, jo sang-sang ishq ka dariya paar kare!.

Dard Dil Ke Kam Hota Hi Nahi,

Raat Ko Chain Se Sota Hi

Nahi, Badi Berahmi Se Luta

Hai Us Bewfa Ne Mujhe, Ab To

Aankho Se Aansu Rukta Hi Nahi.

In aankho me aansoo aaye na hote,

Woh jo mud kar muskuraye na hote,

Unke jane ke baad ye gam hota hai,

Kash woh jindgi me aaye na hote!.

Usne Mujse Kaha K Mujhe Bhool Jao,

Maine Tume Dil Se Nikal Diya Hai,

Bas... Sukoon Sa Mil Gaya Ye Sunkar,

Ki Kabhi To Uss Ke Dil Me The Hum

bevafaa tere ruuTh jaane se

aaNkh miltii nahiiN zamaane se

aarizaa ho gayaa hai rone kaa

chand ghaRiyoN ke muskuraane se

kitne tuufaaN uTheNge saahil par

ek kashtii ke Duub jaane se

DhuuNd aayaa tujhe zamaane meN

tum kahaaN gum ho ek zamaane se

ab to duniyaa se jaa rahaa huuN maiN

lauT aao isii bahaane se

kis qadar baRh gayii hai lazzat-e-Gham

shiddat-e-Gham meN muskuraane se…

Kaisi Ajeeb Tujhse Yeh Judai Thi,

Ki Tujhe Alvida Bhi Na Keh Saka,

Teri Saadgi Mein Itna Fareb Tha,

Ki Tujhe Bewafa Bhi Na Keh Saka.

Rothna khafa rehna,

Ye Wafa nhi hoti,

Chahaton mein logon se kya khata nhi hoti?

Sb ko aik jaisa kyun tum samjhny lagte ho,

Kyun k saari duniya tu bewafa nhi hoti,

Hr kisi se Dosti hr kisi se waady,

Pyar karne walon mein ye adaa nhi hoti,

Be-Naqaab Chehre b ek Hijaab rakhte hain,

Sirf saat Pardon mein tu haya nhi hoti,

Sb kuch kho diya uskay pyar mein hum ne,

Kya ye b Chahat ki

INTEHA nahi hoti…

Teri Yaado Me Roj Rota Hu Subha Hoti Hai 

Tab Me Sota Hu Ab Mughe Din Ki Khabar Hai 

Na Raat Ki AeBewafa Teri YaaDo Me

Is Tarha Khota Hu...!

My home has an open door policy.

You bring beer and I open the door!

Surround yourself with people who have issues.

Because people who have issues always have alcohol!

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch!.

I wish I can replace my heart with another liver so I can drink more and care less!.

If you don't make enough money to go on vacation, just get drunk this weekend until you don't know where you are!. Have a Nice Weekend!

Someone offered me grapes, but I declined.

I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form!

I do not trust camels and anyone who can go a week without a drink!.

A dance floor is one place everyone is conscious except for the drunkards!

Vodka is scary. It looks like water, but transforms you into an emotional mess with no filter!

I can't really walk the walk or talk the talk but if you need me to drink the drink them I am all yours!.