Hard Work Whatsapp Status In English

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?

All I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

If a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind, what does a empty desk mean?

Even if you don't have the answer, you certainly have to admire the problem.

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must. I do what I get paid for.

The boss is behind me, so don't IM me unless you have a compliment about me.

I'm working right now... but next time I decide to procrastinate, I'll get back to you.

Not available, working... At least that's what my boss thinks.

Working; the millions of people on welfare are depending on me.

I'm doing a little thing called work. You should try it sometime.

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

I wasn't sleeping, I was testing the keyboard for drool resistence.

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday 4% Friday.

Me, asleep on the job? No, I'm just trying to pick up my contact lens without using any hands.

I'm at that place that they call "work." I guess I'm supposed to be "working" while I'm here.

Work, it ain't easy, and it ain't fun, but it's a lot safer than holding up a liquor store.

Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.