Monday Status & Monday Captions for Your New Week Motivation

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.

I feel that Mondays are God's way of punishing me for something I did over the weekend!

One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

Monday is the root of all evil.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Monday isn't a good day for kids but for parents it's a dream come true!

If i were president, all Monday's would be changed to National Holiday..:P

Monday is the evil way of saying the weekend is over.

If days were people, Monday would be the one person I'd punch in the face!

I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.

Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday!

Weapons loaded, body bags ready, coffee brewing, bring it on Monday, I'm ready...