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Read books instead of reading my status!

Available when get WiFi Network !!

Distance is suck... My room is so far away from kitchen :-/

I hope Karma slaps you in the face before i do.!!

I'm too busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?

Hey there! WhatsApp is using my Internet Data Balance :D

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Hey there! I'm using cocaine :D

I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.

Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!

Dear Monday, can you please die or go to hell. :(

Silence is a girls loudest cry ! :'(

Mother is the bank where we deposit all our hurts and worries :)

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I Want a Man who will ruin my lipstick, not my mascara !

The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)

To her, I'm invisible. but to me, she is all I can see !

I wish my brain had a map to tell me where my heart should go.

When I miss you, I read our old messages. :')

I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.