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I learn from the mistakes of others......to whom I have given advice to.

Let Fools Chase The World.. I only want you ;)

the first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. :P

Pillow is my best hair stylist - Waiting for better tomorrow!

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire:-D

Hey there! You're using WhatsApp!

I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

Of course I'm not perfect; there's a crack in my ass!

When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity :D

I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.

I am not virgin, My life f**ks me everyday.

I Was Born Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot.

Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words. :D

I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to kill them.

Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!

Not every goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from teacher!!