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It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
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Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.
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Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
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When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
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Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.
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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.
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The two most important days in your life are, the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
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New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
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The lack of money is the root of all evil.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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All say, "How hard it is that we have to die" - a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
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