Top 10 Funniest Lou Holtz Quotes

Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.

I just have an enthusiasm for life.

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention.

If you're bored with life - you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things - you don't have enough goals.

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.

No one has ever drowned in sweat.

If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven't done anything today.

How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you become after the game, whether you are a winner or a loser.

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated.

Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you want to be treated.

Don't ever promise more than you can deliver, but always deliver more than you promise.

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.

I believe that having a spiritual life is so important in everybody's life.

Coaching is nothing more than eliminating mistakes before you get fired.

Never tell your problems to anyone . . . 20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.

You aren't going to find anybody that's going to be successful without making a sacrifice and without perseverance.

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary.