Here’s What I Want My Students to Know When We’re Not Together…

School Me Ek Pathan Ka Bacha,

Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha.

Sir Ne Pucha,

Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho..?

Bachha: Garib Hu Sir, 

Revolver Kaha Se Laun..?

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard,

But A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall And Shouts.

“Oye, Checking Wale Aa Gaye

 Apni-Apni Parchiyaan Chhupa Lo“

Teacher class mein apne 

baby ko dudh pilate hue boli ole ale… 

mela beta duddu pi ke doctor banega.

Student- Madam thoda hame bhi pila do,

Medical store hi khol lenge/

Paper ki roti Notes ka aachar 

Books ki chatni Questions 

ki bahar Teacher ki dushmani 

Dosto ka pyar Mubarak 

ho aapko Aanewala EXAM ka tyohar.

Yahoooooo.......!.

Exams ki $aari taiyaari ho gayi....

Pen pencil scale eraser sab taiyar hai 

AB BUS..padhna baki hai

Teacher : Agar Koi Chota Planet Prithvi

Se Takraye Toh Kya Hoga ?

Student : Tadang Jaisa Awaaj Aayega

Teacher (Gusse Se) : Kyun ??

Student : Sunny Medam Ne Kaha Hai.

"Yeh Duniya ...Yeh Duniya Pital Di.

Pappu V/S Teacher

Teacher :- Insaan Wo Hey Jo dusron K Kaam Aaye.

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Pappu :- Lekin Exam K Waqt Na 

To Aap Khud Insan Banti Hain,

OR

Na dusron Ko Insan Banne Deti Hain

Sir- Samundar Mein Nimbu Ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge.

Student- Chidiya Bankar.

Sir- Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tera Baap Banayega

Student- To Samundar Mein Ped Aapka Baap Lagayega

Pappu ki hui master se ladai,

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Master ne ki pappu ki pitai,

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Pappu ka garam hua khoon.

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gaya kabristan aur master  

ka photo taang  kar likh diya.

He is COMING SOON...

The awsm line of school days

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Oye tune bhi homework ni kiya

chal acha hai sath

me bhar niklenge dono..  

Student (Teacher Ko) : Mere Dadaji Expire Ho Gaye Hai,

Muje Chutti Chahiye.

Teacher : Thik Hai Aaj Mein Tuje Chutti Detahu.

Thode Dino Ke Bad

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Student : Sir, Meri Dadi Expire Ho Gayi Hai.

Muje Aaj Chutti Do.

Teacher : Ok, Jaa... !

Thode Dino Ke Bad

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Student : Sir, Mere Dada Expire Ho Gaye Hai,

Muje Chutti Chahiye.

Teacher : Dekh Beta !

Chutti Ke Liye Juth Mat Bol,

Bahane Mat Dikha !

Tere Dadaji To 2 Mahine Pahele Hi Expire Ho Gaye The.

Student : Ha Ye Sahi Hai Sir,

Fir Bad Mein Meri Dadi Akeli Ho Gayi,

Isliye Unhone Dusri Shadi Ki Thi...

Fir Bad Mein Wo Bhi Expire Ho Gaye,

Isliye Naye Dada Ne Nayi Dadi Ke Sath Shadi Ki Thi.

Ab Naye Dada Expire Ho Gaye Hai.

Meri Nayi Dadi Nayi Shadi Kare Aisi Sambhavna Bhi Hai

School Mein 1st Class Ka Exam Tha, Ek Bachhe Ne Bench Par Khade Hokar Exam Sheet Par Susu Kar Diya.

Teacher Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Student Se Puchha: “Oye Ye Tune Kya Kiya?”

Student: “Sorry Ma’am, Lekin Mummy Ne Kaha Tha Jo Pahle Aaye Wohi Karna.“

Professor To Students: “Ek Platform 2 Km Lamba Hai, 

Aandhi Chal Rahi Hai 60km/h Ki Speed Se,

Ek Train Aayi Aur Delhi Se Mumbai

Ki Taraf Chali Gayi”

To Sawal Ye Hai Ke: “Meri Umar Kitni Hai?”

Sab Bachhe Hairaan Ho Ke Ek Dusre Ki Shakal Dekhne Lage.

Pappu Ne Jawab Dene Ke Liye Hath Uthaya.

Pappu: “Sir Aapki Umar 42 Saal Hai”

Professor: “Good, Lekin Tumne Kese Calculate Kiya?”

Pappu: “Sir Hamare Ghar Ke Paas Ek Admi Rahta Hai, 

Wo Aadha Pagal Hai 

Aur Uski Umar 21 Saal Hai“

Teacher: “Bacho Batao, Jaan Kahan Se Nikalti Hai?”

One Student Stands: “Sir, Khidki Se.”

Teacher Shock: “Khidki Se, Wo Kaise?”

Student: “Kal Raat Ko Meri Didi Kisi Ko Kah Rahi Thi 

Jaan Tum Khidki Se Nikal Jao.”

Teacher Shock, Student Rock.

Teacher Ne School Khatam Hone Ke Baad Ek Ladke Ko Pakda Aur Pucha

Teacher: “Nalayak Tu Saara Din Class Mein Ladkiyo Ke Saath Itni Baate Karta Rahta Hai.”

Boy With A Great Answer: “Sir, Main Garib Hun Mere Message Free Nahi Hai Na.“

Teacher : why are you laughing alone. 

Tell us the joke so that whole class can laugh.

Student : sir ye aapko lodu bol rahaa hai.

Teacher To Student: “Semester System Ke Fayde Batao?”

Student: “Fayde To Pata Nahi, Par Beizatti Saal Mein 2 Baar Ho Jaati Hai“

Teacher: Chennai Ko Kiu Chennai Kehte He?

Student: Sir Chennai Ke Log Lungi Pehente Hai

Or Lungi Mein Chen Nehi Hoti Hai

Isliya To Chennai Ko Chennai Kehte Hai.

Leave

Application By a LKG

Boy

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Dear mam,

Mai ni aunga:

Ni aunga;

Ni aunga;

Ni aunga;

Ni aunga;

Ni aungaaaaaaa;

Thank you...

Aunga hi Ni mai !!

Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?

Student: Samajhdar.

Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi 

mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai?

Student: BOYFRIEND.