Hindi Funny Shayari and Laughing Shayaris

Chahat Ka Teri Mai Sada Andaza Rakhunga, 

Is Dil Ka Khula Har Ghadi Darwaza Rakhunga, 

Ye Baat Kahi Premika Se Sabziwale Ne, 

Pani Chidak Chidak Ke Tujhe Taza Rakhunga.

Ye Dil Tumhare Pyar Me Hum Haare Milenge, 

Makke Di Roti Saag Ke Chatkare Milenge, 

Shadi Hui To Ghar Me Panch Pyaare Milenge, 

Aur Na Hui To Sham De Gurdware Milenge.

Hamari Raah Me Jab Maut Ka Tufaan

Aayega, Hamare Kaam Aayega To Bas

Imaan Aayega, Hamari Kabar Me Humko

Hi Dene Hain Hisab Apna, Na Sharukh

Khan Aayega Na Too Salman Aayega.

Haath Mila Kar Haal Jo Pucha Tha

Maine, Tumne Usko Pyar Samjh

Rakha Hai Kya, Wada Kar Ke

Tod Du Ye Mumkin Hi Nahi,

BJP Sarkaar Samjh Rakha Hai Kya!

Ye Dariya Bhi Nahi Lekin Samundar Chahiye

Inko, Zara Dekho Nagina Keemati Nilam

Chahiye Inko, Bade Karke Jatan Ladki

Ke Dil Ko Jeet Te Pehle, Fir Uske

Sang Saheli Ka Bhi Number Chahiye Inko...!

Log Kahete Hain Pyar Itna Bhi Mat Karo

Ki Girl Friend Sur Pe Swaar Ho Jaye,

Lekin Main Kaheta Hoon Girl Friend

Se Itna Pyar Karo Ki Girl Friend

Ki Friend Apke Sath Fraar Ho Jaye.

Dil ke Armaan Ansuo Me Bahe Gaye,

Hum Jis Gali Me The Us Gali Me Rahe Gaye, 

Apni To Kismat Hi Kharab Thi Light Hi Chali Gayi, 

Jo Baat Usse Karni Thi Uske Mummi Se Kahe Gaye.

Kabhi Khole Naa Tijoori Kaa Taala, Mera

Sasur Jii Bada Paise Waala, Arre Jaldi

Se Kanyadaan Kar Dooo, Sasur Jii

Hamara Kalyaan Kar Dooo, Beti Ke

Sath Property Mere Naam Kar Dooo,

Dil Khush Sasur Jii Meri Jaan Kar Dooo!

Zindagi Bahut Lambi Haii Girlfriends Banate

Chalo, Dil Mile Naa Mile Hath Milaate

Chalo, Tajmahal Banana Tooo Bahut

Costly Padega, Par Har Year Har Batch

Me Mere Yaaro Ekk Ekk Mumtaz Banate Chalo!

Yeh Mascara Lip Gloss Ki Jitni Bahaar Hai,

Joo Ladke Palat Ke Naa Dekhe Toh Bekaar Hai,

Yeh Duniya Hai Bus Stop Ladki Bus Ke Jaisi,

Ruko Paanch Minutenton Me Agli Phir Milegi,

Ladkiyan Bana Ke Bola God Ne Bhi Oh My God,

Badi Hi Aafat Kii Puriyan Hain Yeh Choriyan.

Main Hoon Woh Sandal Ki Jis Pe Teraa Bojh Hai,

Main Single Person Hoon Tum Sab Double Dose Hai,

Kaisa Yeh Dastoor Hai Kaisa Yeh Riwaaj Hai,

Meri Laila Ki Saheliyan Badi Zubaan Daraz Hai,

Badi Dismental Waali Mental Hai Yeh Choriyan,

Akal Se Khaali Banti Gentle Haii Yeh Choriyan.!

Saans Ruk Jati Hai Jab Tum Samne Aate Ho,

Dil Dhadkta Hai Jab Tum Samne Aate Ho,

Nazre Jhuk Jati Hai Jab Tum Kareeb Aate Ho,

Abe Bhoot Ho Kya Itne Kyu Darate Ho!!

Haseenao Ki Galiyon Aur Duare Par Tahelne Se, 

Gawa Baithe Ga Khuddari Ishare Par Tahelne Se, 

Utar Talaab Pyare Bichaa De Jaal Nazaron Ka Koi,

Machali Nahi Fasti Kinare Par Tahelne Se.

Julfo Me phulo Ko Saja Ke Aayi Hai,

Chehare Se Dupatta Utha Ke Aayi Hai, 

Kisi Ne Puchha Aaj Badi Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho, 

Mane Kaha Shayad Aaj Naha Ke Aayi Hai.

Gham Mat Karo...

Kya Pata ?

Kahin Na Kahin Kisi Ne

Tumhari Photo Ko Bhi

Apna Crush Smjh Kar

Rakha Hua Ho…!

Arz Karta Hu

Dil Jala Raha Hu

Kismat Azma Raha Hu

Dil Jala Raha Hu

Kismat Azma Raha Hu

Khub Ghumaya Us

Bewfa Ki Bike Pe

Isliye Aaj Rickshaw

Chala Raha Hu.

Arj Kiya Hai, Dil Diya Tha Jisko Diwani

Samjh Kar, Gor Kijiye Dil Diya Tha

Jisko Diwani Samjh Kar, Kha Gayi

Wo Dil Ko Biryani Samjh Kar

Ek Aansu Bhi Nhi Chhoda Us Bewafa Ne

Use Bhi Pi Gayi "Nimboo-Pani" Samjh Kar.

Ek Ladki Pyar Me Meri Taqdir Ho Gayi,

Mai Ranjha Bana Wo Hamari Heer Ho Gayi,

Khat Itne Maine Pyar Ke Izhar Me Likhe,

Wo Raddi Bech Bech Ke Ameer Ho Gayi.

Mardo Ke Liye Modi Ji Ek Inaam Nikaloo

Meetha To Bahut Ho Chuka Namkeen Nikaloo

Achaa Kiya Jo Note Badal Daali Aap Ne

Biwi Ko Badalne Ki Bhi Scheme Nikaloo.