Banta: How do Painkillers know which part of the body is in pain?
Santa: Look, they're like women, they know everything!.
Santa: A burger and a sandwich race each other.
Banta: Who wins?
Santa: The burger, because it's fast food!
Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!.
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!.
Banta: Why is it good to use valet parking as you go to a party?
Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked!.
Santa: Do you know how introverts spend their vacations?
Banta: How?
Santa: Staying home away from home!.
Santa: Why is Thor's brother so relaxed all the time?
Banta: I don't know... he's just 'low-key'!.
Banta: I lost my dog today.
Santa: So put an ad in the paper.
Banta: What good would that do?. My dog can't read!.
Santa: There are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for people.
Banta: Which word?
Santa: Push and Pull.
Banta: What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Santa: Reality!.
Banta: What is the secret to eternal happiness?
Santa: To not argue with fools.
Banta: I disagree.
Santa: Yes, you are right!.
Santa: What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Banta: Nobody knows!
Banta: Why is Men's Day not popular as Women's Day?.
Santa: Because we can't celebrate man's achievement in a single day!.
Jeeto: Why do you talk so much in your sleep?
Santa: It's the only time you don't correct me.
Jeeto: I never correct you.
Santa is stunned!.
Banta: Which country's capital is the fastest growing?
Santa: Ireland.
Santa: Every year, it's Dublin!
Santa: Do you know what is the scariest thing to read in braille?
Banta: What?
Santa: Do not touch!.
Santa: My girlfriend saved me a lot of money and gifts.
Santa: She married someone else!
Banta: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Santa: I don't know, but the flag is a huge plus!.
Santa: I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.
Banta: Is he fine?.
Santa: He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch!.
Santa: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?
Pappu: My bladder, mostly!.
Santa: I've named my dog "ten miles".
Banta: Why?
Santa: Just so I can tell people I walk ten miles twice a day!.
