Santa: My friend recently filed a defamation case
against the maternity home where his son was just born.
Banta: But why?
Santa: After the birth of the boy, the nurse said,
"Congratulations! Baba Hua Hai"!
#RamRahim
Banta ne hajamat ki dukan kholi..
santa shave karane aya.
banta:- muchh rakhni hai
santa-ha
banta(mucch kaat ke)-le rakh le, jahan rakhni hai.
Banta: Tum Ne iPhoneX Liya Hai?
Santa: Nahi... Jis Se Baat Karni Hoti Hai,
Uber Leke Uske Ghar Chala Jata Hun,
Baat Kar Aata Hun, Sasta Padta Hai!.
Santa- Yar murgi k baccha anda
todkar bahar kaise aa jate hain?
Banta-Mujhe to ye samjh mein nahi
aata saale band ande me ghus kaise jate hai.
Banta: What is the difference between Egypt and Nepal?
Santa: Nepal Bahaduron Ka Desh Hai;
Aur Egypt Cairo Ka!
Santa Yaar me 2 mushkilon me Fass gya hu
Banta: Wo koun si?
Santa: Biwi makeup kre
to kharcha bardasht nhi hota
aur na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti
Santa: If I have a gun in 1 hand and a kidney in other, then how many guns do I have?
Banta: One.
Santa: Two, Kyonki Mere Ek Haath Mein Gun Hai Aur Doosre Hath Mein Ek 'Organ' Hai!.
Santa: Hamare Desh
Ki Ausat Mrityu Dar Kya Hai?
Banta: Shatpratishat
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota Hai,
Wo Mar Hi Jata Hai...
Banta: Why do you like green tea so much?
Santa: Green tea is a good anti-oxidant. It helps to digest 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'!
Santa - Tujhe Sharam Nhi Aati
Apni BIBI k sath Kapde Dho rha Tha.
Banta - Isme Sharam ki Kya Baat He,
Wo Bhi to Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti He.
Santa:- yaar Banta Ye kutte
Punchh kyu hilate hain...
Banta: yr itna v ni jante
Ab punchh to kutte ko
Nahi hila sakta na...
Banta: Jahan Izzat Na Ho Wahan Nahi Rukna Chahiye.
Santa: Matlab Banda Ab Ghar Bhi Na Jaye?
Banta: What is the difference
between the 'Fauji' way of doing things and 'Babudom'?
Santa: Fauji - Surgical, Babu - Sir Ji, Kal!.
Santa: Mera Order Abhi Tak Kyon Nahi Aaya, Ullu Ke Patthe?
Customer Care: Please Sir, Pehle Aap Namarta Se Baat Kijiye.
Santa: OK, Karwao!.
Banta: I don't understand Ki Sarkar Jo Itne Kadam Uthati Hai Woh Aakhir Rakhti Kahan Par Hai?
Santa: Aam Aadmi Ki Chhati Pe!
Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?
Santa: When someone else is doing it for them!.
Banta: Log Kehte Hain Daru Peene Se Health Kharab Hoti Hai.
Santa: Eh Sab Ba car di Gallan Han!.
Banta: I want to buy a sports bike.
Santa: Tere Dimaag Mein Kuch Akal 'Hayabusa'?.
Santa was going to market: Maine Kuch Lana To Nahi?
Jeeto: Sabki Pasand Ka Kuch Le Aana.
Santa came back with Nirma!.
Santa: Kya Milta Hai Tumhein Meri Beizzati Karke?
Banta: Sukoon, Khushi Aur Raat Ko Neend Bhi Achhi Aati Hai!.
