Latest Rajnikant jokes and Cutkule messages in Hindi

एक बार रजनीकांत चाँद पर घुमने गए...

घुमते घुमते उन्हे पॉट्टी आई..

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फिर क्या था तभी से चाँद पर दाग लग गया !!!!

शायद आपको आज से पहले यह नहीं पता होगा

लेकिन रजनीकांत पांच अलग-अलग

भाषाओं में सीटी बजा सकते हैं।

Neymar: मैं फुटबॉल को अपनी उंगलियों पर 2 घंटे तक घुमा सकता हूँ ।

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RAJNIKANT: तुम्हे क्या लगता है.. ये पृथ्वी किसकी उंगलियों पर घूम रही है !!!!

RAJANIKANT says,

"yenna rascala, mind it"

wah wah wah..

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RAJANIKANT says,

"yenna rascala, mind it"

ACP: abhijit, lash yahi kahi hai, find it..!!

wah wah wah

Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana.

Aadhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or

Alien Nikal Kr Bola Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye

Mere Bete Ka Kal Exam H.

Rajnikant Ka Mobile Balconi

Se Gir Gya. Rajnikant Niche

Pahuncha To Mobile Nhi Mila?

Kyun?

Kyun Ki Rajnikant Mobile Se

Pehle Niche Pahunch Gya..!!

Once Rajnikant Playing Dhol

During Garba.

Suddenly An Alien Come There

And Says.

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Bhaiya Thoda Dhire Bajao Kal

Se Mere Bete K Exams Hai...

Rajnikant was playing DHOL during

ganpati visarjan.

An alien landed on Earth & requested

“Bhau Mazya Porachi Exam Ahe,Thoda Halu Vajva..

In 1976 superman, spiderman and

batman were going through india with

flying powers

but after reaching to their country they

all died

u knw why??

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na beta na har bar rajnikant nhi hota

yad karo shole me gabbar ne teen

goliyan hawa me chalai thi.

%-) lolz

A deadly Killer PJ

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Rajini: I have so many fans, what do u hv?

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Santa : Tu kya PANKHE ka wholesaler hai kya?

Ek bar rajani sir ne apne ghar pe bahut bulbs jodhe per ek din

bahut badhe bhochal me ghar gir gaya per bulbs wahi k wahi re

gaya ajj lok uss bulbs ko tare bolte hai!!!

Rajnikant: Aaj Mere Kutte

Ne Anda Diya.

Big B: Kutta Kab Se

Anda Dene Laga?

Rajnikant: Ye Rajni Ka Style

Hai. Maine Apni Murgi Ka

Naam Kutta Rakha Hai

Rajnikant Ne Robot Film Kyu

Banayi..?

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Kyuki Wo Dikhana Chahta Tha Ke

Aurat Sirf Aadmi Ka Hi Nahi,

Machine Ka Bhi Dimag Kharab Kar

Sakti Hai...

Vo kaun aadmi hai

Jo ek hath se 100 gadi rok shakta hai????

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TRAFFIC POLICE yaar...

Tum bhi na ...

Har bar rajnikant nahi aata..

Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi The ?

Kalia : Sarkar 1

Gabbar : Aur Tum ?

Kalia : 100

Gabbar : Fir B Wapas Aa Gaye Woh B Khali Hath,

Kaun Tha Woh ?

Kalia : RAJNIKANT.

Gabbar : Oops ! Sorry Bhai..!!

Rajnikant Ki Shaadi Mein.

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Aag Ne Uske 7 Phere Liye The.

Amrikaa Se Msg Aaya India Ko Dear,

Rajnikant Please Close Your Fridge Properly

Yours Faithfully

Mr. Obama. Usa

Teacher - Agar Raat Me Machhar Kate,

To Kya Krna Chahie.

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Pappu - Chupchap Khuja Kar Sojana Chahie

Qki Ap Rajnikant To Ho

Nhi Jo Machhar Se Sorry Bulwa Loge.

Do U Know Why The Sun Moves

Towards North In Uttarayana?

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Usko Dar Lagta Hai K South Main

Rajnikant Patang Udata Hoga

Kahi Kat Na Jau.

Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mein Khud D.J. Bana

Adhe Ghante Baad Shadi Ki Party Mein Aasman Se Ek UFO (UddanTashtari) Utri

Usme Se Ek Alien Bahar Aaya Aur Hath Jod Ke Rajnikant Se Bola,

Alien: “Bhai Jaan, Please Awaj Kam Kar Lijiye, Kal Mere Bachche Ka Exam Hai“