Once Rajnikant Was Angry And
He Was Standing On A Beach Of
Tamilnadu,
He Kicked A Stone In Water
Now The Stone Is Known As..
.
SRI LANKA ..!
Don’t run after sucess,
run after rajnikanth sucess to saalijhak maarke tumhare peeche aayegi.
Once mutated spider bit RAJNIKANTH and that spider is now,,
Spider-KANTH.
Finally an end on Rajnikant Tales:
Once Rajni bowled to Sachin Tendulkar and that was the day Rajni Realized he is human !!!
CRICKET Can ONLY HAVE 1 God.!
10Dulkar
Now all the C,C++ programs will execute even with Errors,
Just include the header file,
‘#include rajnikant.H>’
Once, Rajnikanth told a kid, “GO TO HELL”
Today that kid is known as…
YAMRAJ..!!!
Recently There Was A Fight Between,
Rajnikant And A Tiger,..
Surprise,…Surprise,…
Rajnikanth Ran Away From There,
Why??….
To Save The Tiger,
Only 1400 Are Left Otherwise U Know Rajnikant
Rajnikanth participated in 100m race,
obviously he came first,
but Einstein died watching
that coz Light came second.
Once Rajnikanth gave tips to a 12th Std CBSE
student..
Now he is called Sarthak Agarwal...;) :D:D
In 2008, Rajnikanth
lost his wallet.
And the world went
into RECESSION.
James Bond shoots a prsn & says-'I m Bond, James Bond'.
Climax-Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n?
Bond dies d prsn says-'I m Kant, Rajnikant.
After release of Robot,
Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3 stars.
When Rajnikant was in college he had selected 3 subjects,
And 2dy dat subject r called
ARTS,COMMERCE and SCIENCE!;-):-P: -D
Yenna rascala mind it..!!!!!
What do you call a fart of Rajnikanth?
A: Rajnigandha!
Rajnikanth's Fb Status -Those who Wont Lyk This Status Wont B Able 2 Use Fb anymore.
Notification -Mark Zuckerberg & Million Othrs Lyk Dis
Rajnikanth`s dog house has sign
on it saying:
Beware of Owner.
Once Rajni, Santa banta n CID were going through forest
..
suddenly a strong storm came
santa said to banta,'ab hum bach nai paenge'
...
ACP said to Daya,'pata lagao ye tufaan kis taraf se aaya h'
n rajni said
'SORRY FOR SNEEZING
EXCUSE ME'
