Donald Trump chose Mikey Pence as his vice-president.
Did anyone else realize that Mickey and Donald will run America from now on?
Walt Disney also could not have imagined this!
The first time a Politician(Donald Trump)
did what he promised and the whole world went crazy!
Be careful in what you desire.
Sasikala wanted a 4-year term & she got it.
Life has a very strange way of granting one's desires!
Should Rahul Gandhi quit leading the Congress?
India: Yes
Congress: Yes
BJP: No! Never
When Government said India's GDP will rise this year...
They actually mean 'Gas, Diesel, and Petrol'!
Finance Minister says people's problems
are only for one or two quarters.
Actually, he is right because after one or two quarters
usually, people forget all their problems!
Donald Trump has decided that he won't take the Presidential salary.
This man would do just about anything to avoid paying the taxes!
Guys, please pray for me.
I will be going to the hospital tomorrow morning.
I think I have a problem with my eyes.
Every time I look into my wallet, I see nothing.
Doctor says it's 'Modi-Bindu'!
Donald Trump is next President but the biggest winner is Melania Trump.
She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife!
From a Middle East source:
Summary of Trump's Islam speech:
We must empower the Muslims
who are buying our arms to defeat the ones
who are not currently buying them!
A new survey by Modi Government:
How much satisfied you are with demonetisation?
A) 100%
B) A
C) B
D) C
Govt. has announced the abolition of Income Tax.
That's right you heard it correct. Jaitley explained that it will be done in 2 stages. First, he will abolish Income. Then he will abolish the tax!
Before social media, I used to think that Indian politics is dirty because of politicians.
Now I realize, it's because of their supporters!.
No black money recovered, no 2G scam happened, Ganga still unclean, Vadra still free.
I think I voted just to link my Aadhar to my sim card!.
Best Press headline today on UK's election results:
Gamble in April costs May in June!
Punjabis to PM Modi:
Either tell liquor shops to accept old notes or ask banks to sell liquor.
We can't stand in two lines in a single day!
Ever since they've found out that Abhishek Singhvi's wife has purchased 6 items from stores of Nirav Modi, I'm really scared about my connections with the absconding Vijay Mallya. I've purchased loads of Kingfisher beer till now!
Resignation letter of the year:
Dear Mr. President,
Please accept my resignation
as I have decided to apply for your job.
Your Sincerely,
Ram Nath Kovind
Kumaraswamy: We have announced partial loan waiver for farmers.
Journalist: But Sir, you had promised full loan waiver if voted to power?
Kumaraswamy: Yes, but I am in Partial power now!.
Yesterday I went to a builder's office to see a flat.
On the payment terms, he said...
70% Modi
30% Gandhi
Took me a while to understand!
