Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein
se1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.?
.
K
Kash
Us din
“main jaldi sojata”
Fizaao K Badalne Ka Intzaar Nahi Karte
Aandhiyo K Rukne Ka Intzaar Nahi Karte
Jab Yaad Aati Hai,
Msg Kar Dete Hai
Hum Kanjusho Ke
Msg Ka Intzaar Nahi Karte.
Tujhe Dekhne Se Dil Mein Utar Jati Hai,
Mujhe Har Chehra Pe Tu Hi Nazar Aati Hai,
Ab Kya Tere Chehre Ka Tarif Karoo Mujhe
To Tu Bandar Nazar Aati Hai.
Aapko Sochte Sochte Din Gujrjate h,
But kya Btaye aapko Raat Me Kya hota h,
Bed Pe jata hu Sone to Aap ki Ruh chli aati h
Lo Ji Aaj Phir Pathan Ne Kamal Kr Diya,
Pathan Ne 30 Rupay Ki Lotteri Li,
Phir 1 Coror Ka Inaam Nikla,
Tax Kaat Kr 90 Lakh Milay,
Pathan: Hum Ko Poora Paisa Chahiye,
Warna Hamara 30 Rupay Wapis Kar Do...,
What is Self Insult ???
Best one...
An angry boss - Tumne kabhi Gadha dekha hai ?
Employee (head down)-
No Sir !!!
BOSS- Nichey kya dekh rahe ho. Look at me!!!
Mandir Mein Jaap Karta Hoon;
Masjid Mein Aadab Karta Hoon;
Insan Se Kahin Farishta Na Ban Jaun;
Isliye Roz Tujhko Message Karke Paap Karta Hoon!
Din Katte Hain Teri Khatir Rote-rote,
Kaash!tum Mere Saath Yahan Hote,
Kam Se Kam Mere Kuch Kapde To Dhote.
Bazu Me Dam Rakhta Hun,
Dil Me Gam Rakhta Hun,
Aapki Dosti Ke Baad Logo Se
Wasta Kam Rakhta Hun,
Pata Tha Mujhe Sms Aayega.
Iss Liye Disprin Saath Rakhta Hun..
Kitne din ho gaye
Kitne Hafte gujar gaye
Baat mahino tak bhi chali gayee
Ab saal bhi ho jayega
Ab to kehna mano Chalo
Zid na karo aaj to Naha Lo….
Dhree dhreee say zindingi
may ana dhree dhree se
jara pit ko khujana
Radio pr rashta gaan aa rha. tha
gao ke khuch bande kehto me
potti krne gae hu te radio lekar
gao valo ne phucha aaj ko majha aa gaya ho gaya
jo babde potti karne gaye hud te. vo cheellakar bole
khakh maja aaya khade ho kar karne padi
Khudi ko karke buland aisa
khudi ko karke buland aisa chada vo jese tese
kudha ne bande se khud pucha aabe.
aab utrega kese....
Jinki shakl dekhkar shisha bhi tut jaye.
aajkl un saalo ki bhi do-do setting hai....!!
