Husband: Tujh Mein Rabb Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karun?
Wife: Kuchh Nahi! Bas Roz Maatha Tek Kar 2000 Ka Note Chadha Diya Karo!
Wife: Main Kuch Saalon Teej Ka Vrat Nahi Rakh Rahi Hun Phir Bhi Aap Ekdum Theek Hain.
Husband: Toh Main Apna Dhayan Rakhta Hun, Exercise Karta Hun.
Wife: Don't try to be over smart. Batao Kaun Hai Woh Jo Tumhare Liye Teej Ka Vrat Rakhti Hai!
