Decent Quotes Status SMS Jokes

Choti Se Baat Pe Koi Sikwa Na Karna, 

Koi Bhul Ho Jaye To Hame Maaf Kar Dena, 

Naraz Tab Hona Jab Hum Rishta Tod Denge, 

Ye Tab Hogi Jab Hum Duniya Chod Denge.

Kisi Bhi Ankh Ko Sukhi Zami Achi Nahi

Lagti, Tumhare Roop Me Mujh Ko Kami

Achi Nahi Lagti, Hazaaron Phool Khilte

Hain Terii Muskaan Se Janam, Tumhari

Ankh Me Mujh Koo Nami Achi Nahi Lagti!!

Mere Mehboob Tashreef Le Aaiye, 

Dil Ki Mehfil Saji Hai Na Ghabraiye, 

Muntazir Sham Hi Se Hai Ankhen Meri,

Der Itni Lagane Se Kya Faida!.

Jinhe Chahiye Daulat Rabba Unko Daulat

Dede, Jinhe Chahiye Shohrat Rabba

Unko Shohrat Dede, Jinhe Chahiye

Jannat Rabba Unko Jannat Dede, Main

Maangu Deedar Jaan Ka Main Maangu

Pyar Jaan Ka, Mujh Ko Yeh Neymaat Dede!

Agar Bazaar Me Milti To Sab Ghar Par Uthaa

Laate, Khushi Paane Ka Zariyaa Sirf

Paisa Ho Nahi Sakta, Kabhi Kardo Bina

Maange Agar Madad Gareeb Ki, To Kisi

Khuddaar Ke Haathon Me Kasa Ho Nahi Sakta.

Mohabbat Ka Kisi Se Tum Kabhi Izhaar Mat

Karna, Khud Apne Aap Ka Jeena Kabhi

Dushwar Mat Karna, Agar Elaan Hota Hai

To Fir Nuksan Hota Hai, Mohabbat Ko

Sajan Mere Koi Akhbaar Mat Karna, Khud

Apne Aap Ka Jeena Kabhi Dushwar Mat Karna!

Jo Dusro Ko Izzat Deta Hai, 

Asal Me Wo Khud Izzatdaar Hota Hai, 

Kyuki Insaan Dusro Ko Wohi Dee Pata Hai, 

Jo Uske Paas Hota Hai.

Neel Gagan Pe Sunte To Hain Kudrat

Rehti Hai, Lekin Maa Ke Paaon Ke

Niche Jannat Rehti Hai, Rukhi Sukhi

Kha Kar Pura Kumba Palta Hai, Maa Rehti

Hai Jab Tak Ghar Me Barkat Rehti Hai.

Jo Tumhe Pyar De Sake Apna

Aisa Ek Dil Talaash Kar Lena

Mai To Girti Hui Ek Deewar Hu

Apni Manzil Talaash Kar Lena...!!

Un Ankho Me Chand Sitare Suraj Sab

Feeke, Jin Ankho Me Apni Maa Ki

Surat Rehti Hai, Maa Ki Dua Ka

Sath Na Choda Inhi Duaon Se, Dunia

Se Takkar Lene Ki Himmat Rehti Hai.

Dharam Jo Tumhara Hai Dharam Jo Hamara Hai,

Dharam Sabko Pyara Hai Bas Bharam Ne Maara

Hai, Dharam Par Jhagarte Hain Dharam Par

Jo Ladte Hain, Apni Is Buraayi Se Apni Is

Ladaai Se, Sharam Se Na Ho Jaye Dharam

Paani Paani, Pyar Ke Katore Me Ganga Ka Paani.

Neeyay Tumko Pukaarta Hai, 

Sunoo Jo Tum Me Udaarta Hai, 

Hamesha Jeeti Hai Aadmiyat, 

Jo Zulm Karta Hai Haarta Hai, 

Sitam Ka Sar Hum Kalam Karenge,

Jo Tum Karoge Wo Hum Karenge.

Aye Malik Tere Bande Hum Kiye

Aise Kya Humne Karam, Ye Jo

Neta Diye Sab Hi Hai Behrupiye,

In Me Se Kuch Ko Kar De Tu Kam,

Athwa Sab Ko Tu Kar De Khatam.

Kisi Ke Bure Waqt Par Hasne Ki Galti

Mat Karna, Ye Waqt Hai Sahab Chehre

Yaad Rakhta Hai, Patthar To Log

Isliye Pujte Hain Janab, Kyuki

Vishwas Ke Layek Insaan Nahi Milta..!

Us Jaisa Moti Pure Samundar Me Nahi Hai, 

Wo Cheez Maang Raha Hu Jo

Muqaddar Me Nahi Hai, Kismat Ka

Likha To Mil Jayega Mere Khuda, 

Wo Cheez Atta Kar Jo Kismat Me Nahi Hai.

Socha Yaad Na Karke Thoda Tadpaye

Unko, Kisi Aur Ka Naam Leke

Jalaye Unko, Par Koi Chot Unko

Lagi To Dard Humein Hoga Ab Koi Ye

Bataye Ki Kis Tarah Se Satayen Unko.

Matlab Aur Garaj Ke Rishte Koyle

Ki Tarah Hote Hain, Jab Garam

Hote Hain To Chhune Wale Ko

Jala Dete Hain, Aur Thande Hote

Hain To Haath Kaale Kar Dete Hain.

कोई भी इंसान अकेला नहीं होता 

उसके साथ हंमेशा होती हैं 

उम्मीदें ख्वाहिशें ज़रूरतें ज़िम्मेदारियाँ.

Suna Hai Maa Ke Dilse To Sada Duaa Nikalti Hai,

Tadpe Hai Beti Jab Jab Pal Pal Maa Tadapti

Hai, Mere Mann Mandir Me Maa Teri Surat

Hai, Tere Charno Me Maa Meri Jannat Hai, Mai

Har Gam Bhula Dungi Maa Gale Firse Laga Le Tu!

Ban Ke Ajnabi Mile The Zindagi Ke Safar Me, 

In Yaado Ke Lamhe Kabhi Mitaynge Nahi, 

Agar Yaad Rakhna Fitrat Hai Aapki, 

To Wada Raha Hum Bhi Aapko Bhulayenge Nahi.