Funny movie quotes from 40 cinemas

Vijay’s new film

“CRICKET”

Climax scene: vijay bating;

10 Runs in 1 ball.

orae adi; ball 2 ah kilinju Poi, 1

four, 1 six..

Film Super HIT!

ROBO:

Manushan Padaichadhileye

Rendae Rendu

Uruppadiyaana

Visayam,

Onnu Sarakku…

Innonnu Murukku…

Aarya Vs Santhaanam in a TV Showroom…

Shop Keeper: Sir, Ungallukku Endha Maadhiri TV Venum…

Aarya: Appudi Kelunga..

24 Hours Naan TV Paakkanum, Nalla Paakkanum,

Varusham Fulla Paakkanum, But, KANNU Kedaama Paakkanum…

Sandhaanam: Adhukku Nee TV-ya OFF Pannittudhan Paakkanum…

Nannbendaa……

Stunt Master’rai kalyaanam pannadhu thappa poyidhucchu.

Aen?

Veetukku varum bodhu kannadi jannalai yellam odhaichi-kittu varaaru!

Ulaga SMS Varalaattril

mudhal muraiyaaga

Inbox’ku vandhu sila

Nimidangaley aana

Puththam Pudhiya

megaa hit Comedy

Message

Vijay is trying for

“Six Pack”…

Inthiran ketathum pennala

Shathiran ketathum pennala

epa

Nama ENDHIRAN ketathum pennala

Ena koduma sir ethu

Vijay removing 2 wheels from his car.

A Man asks:Why r u removing wheel from ur car?

Vijay:U stupid see the board, ‘Parking’ for 2 Wheeler Only….

Actor Vijay’s

Fan:-Thalapathy! Vaanga Chess

Vilaiyaadalam!

Vijay:-Neenga Poitu Irunga Naan

Sports shoe Eduthutu

Varen!

"Father hindu, mother muslim, wife christian, child indian. That's ajith family" 

Pass this msg to all ajith fans.... 

Thala always different..

Vivek calling MU.KA.stalin at 12oclock :

Hello mu.ka.stalin saara?

Stalin : Aama neenga?

Vivek : Neenga verum mu.ka.va.

Illa NA.KU.MU.KA.va?…..

how kumki songs related to exams

while studying-movement puriyala sollatheriyala…

while asking for answers-nee yeppo pulla solla pora…

after getting answers-sollitaley ava answera…

if we get above 40-aiyaiyooo aananthamey…

below 40-soi soi…

Vadivel : Time enna?

Sundhar C : Neeya sollu..

Vadivel : mani 3..

Sundhar C : Athuku?

VAdivel : Ithu ennoda lunch time.. Ippo anathula kai vaipena thavire mathavanga kannathula kai vaika matten…!!!!

Boy:-I Love you.

Girl:-Naan unnai love pannalaina enna pannuva?

Boy:-Ippadiyae bus pudichu “vijay”padam paarka poiduvean.

Girl:-Eppo nee enakaga Uyira kuduka nenachiyo, appovae naan unnai Love panna aarambichiten.

I Love you da

Tamil Hero’s forth coming movies.

Surya: AYAN,STEEL,METAL, KAMBI

Danush: PADIKKATHAVAN, KULIKKATHAVAN, VELUKKATHAVAN

Vishal: SATHYAM, INFOSYS, WIPRO

Simbu: KALAI, ERUMAI, PASU…

Vikram: BHIMA, KANDASAMY, RAVANAN, PANJALI

Ajith: BILLA, CASHA, RECIPTA, TOKANA

VIJAYAKANTH : aey pulla i’ve got tigets 4 inglis movie , wan2 gum ?

GIRL : which one ?

VIJAYAKANTH : kaesariyil oil

GIRL : what ? show the tickets …

ada naayae … its

Casino Royale

Goundamani: Nan unkita enna vangitu vara sonen?

Sendhil: 2 tube light anne.

Gounda: 1 inga iruku, inonu enga?

Sen: Inonu thaanne sms padikuthu.!

Boy1 :

“AJITH has done 258 dance steps in MANGATTHA”

Boy2 :

kekuravan kenapayala irunda Sunami la soap pottu kulichenu Solvan AJITH…

Panchayat Thalaivar:

Unnai thiruthavae mudiyadhu.

Gounds:

Naan enna thiruthu’radhukku mark sheeta?