chamche pe chamcha
spoon pe spoon
wah wah
abhijeet dekho ho rahe hai
khoon pe khoon
Another CID Jokes SMS
Dil Pagal Hai
Tere Pyar Me Paaro Waah
Tere Pyar Me Paar Daya,
ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro...
Pyaaar To Jaaan Humne sirf Tumhi se kiyaa he..
wah...wah
Pyaar to jaaan humne sirf tumhi se kiyaa he.
ACP : Ye natak band karo
aur chup chap bolo
ye khoon kisne kiya he ?
Latest CID PJ A FOR apple B for banana,
A for apple B for banana,
Daya kuch bhi ho jaye
goli mat chalana….
Cricket ke saare balls catch hue
Fredrick kya finger prints match hue???
C.I.D. returns Jokes
Na din ko chain tha
Na raat ko chain tha
na raat ko chain tha
Daya is khuni k sath aur kon kon tha :
ACP
Pradumann
to daya- aqhir yeh khoon kiya to kiya kisne
Daya- melody khou khood jan jau
Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath koi geet…
Wah Wah…
ACP Pradyuman bole :Kuch toh gadbad hai…Abhijeet!
Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro
Wah wah
Wah Wah
Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!!
Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye
Daya, Hame us jagaah pe ek aur baar jaana chahiye.
Devdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paaro
wah waha
Kaash mujhe boards me mil jaye man maangi murad
kash mujhe boardz me mil jaye man mangi murad....
Acp pradyuman ne kaha 'daya, haath laga kya koi suraag ?'
Meri gardan me dard aur gale me kharash hai...
Oh my God daya, yaha pe ek laash hai!!!
Ye haseen vaadiyan,
aur khula khula akaash.!
Aur khula khula akaash...
MY GOD Abhijit!
Ek aur laash!
Certification ki last date nikal chuki hai...
wah wah ..
Oh my GOD Daya, ye laash to puri tarah se jal chuki hai
Ab to karo safaai, Saare
shehar mein gand hai…
wah wah..
Ab to karo safaai,
Saare shehar mein gand hai…
.
Abhijeet – “lagta hai andar koi nahin, Darwaza band hai!
Sardi hai to khansi bhi hogi
Waah waah
ACP Pradumann ne kaha: Tumhe to Faansi hi hogi
Rog se pareshan tha Rogi
aur Yog kar raha tha Yogi!
wah wah…
ACP Pradyuman bole:
Khoon kiya hai tumne,
Tumko to faansi hogi!!
Meri billi ne ki meeaaoooo!
Daya ne goli mari Dhishkyaooooo!!!
Pyar Me Trust Hona Chaiye...
Shak To Acp Praduman Bhi Karta Hai....
