Funny CID Jokes Prank Messages

CID pj..

Devdas ko pasand thi Paro..

Wah wah..

Devdas ko pasand thi Paro..

"Abhijeet aur Daya aaspaas ke saare ilaake chhaan maaro !!"

Why All Hates Cid?

Jus Check It.

Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

Daya: Kya ?? Rahul Tumhara Bhai

Tha ??

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Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara

Bhai Tha ??

Lady: Ha Sir...wo Mera Bhai Tha

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Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum

Rahul Ki Behen Ho ....:P

CID-1

Keyboard Pe Button Hai TAB

Wah Wah!

Keyboard Pe Button Hai TAB

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Abhijeet Laash Ko Le Chalo Forensic Lab. :-D

Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen

Tumhari Sali He

Wah Wa

Tumhari Biwi Ki

Bahen Tumhari Sali He

Wah Wa

Acp Says: Daya Ye Pistol

To Khali Hai.

Ram ji the ayodhya aur krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..

Wah Wah...

Ram ji they Ayodhya aur Krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..

Daya turant laga do ish Gunahgaar ko Phaasi...

Na Bandook Se Maaro,

Na Bomb Se Maaro....

Waah... Waah...

Na Bandook Se Maaro,

Na Bomb Se Maaro....

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Daya, Is Ghar Ka

Chappa Chappa Chaan Maro....

Itni aasani se to auto bhi nahi

milta...

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jitni aasani se, CID me saboot milte

hain .

Kutte, Kamine..

Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga

Wah Wah! Wah Wah

Kutte Kamine

Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga

Daya Bola Sir Ye Mahine

Pagar Kam Mili,

Mai Darwaza Nahi Todunga..

Teri haasi p me sari jawaniluta dunga,

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Wah

wAh

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Teri haasi p me sari jawaniluta dunga,

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ACP Bola: "VAHI RUK JAAO

warna me goli chala dunga"

CID reversed!

ACP PRADYUMAN-Daya dekho khooni bhaag raha hai

darwaza tod k,

Andhaa kya Dekhega, aur Gungaa kya bolega,,

WAH WAH ..

Andhaa kya Dekhega, aur Gungaa kya bolega,,

WAH WAH ..

Iss bar Abhijit bola, Sir ye Aise Muh nahi Kholega

Police to Srdar:

How did u kill 30 people?

Sardar: mein Gaddi taiz chala reya si tay jadon' main

break lai tay breakan fail ho gaian c

ik pasay 2 banday tay dujay pasay ik barat ja rai c .

Tusi dasso me kidar marda ?

Police: 2 admion ki taraf... 

thora Nuqsan hota..

Sardar: Qasam lelo main 

v ehi sochya c par jadon me Gaddi onan val mori

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O 2no kanjar nass k barat vich war Gaye....

te fer menu v Guddi barat wal morni paii...

A for apple B for banana...

A for apple B for banana...

ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha:

kuch bhi ho jaye daya,goli mat chalana...

Ab har lux bar me gold milega ..

wah wah ..

ab har lux bar me gold milega ..

abhijeet bola khabardaar 

koi apni jagah se ni hilega ..

Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai....

Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai......

Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !!!!

Picture abhi baki hai mere yaar ..

Zara gaur farmaiyeg ..

picture abi baaki hai mere yaar ..

Daya bola abhijeet lagta hai 

yhi hai khooni ki car ...

Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai

Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai

Daya inko chhod do, 

ye dono NIRDOSH hai

Kaash koi acp pradyuman 

ko acidity ki dava de de ...

jab dekho tab bolta rahta hai 

kuch to gadbad hai ...

koi btao ise gadbad 

case me ni uske stomach me hai

Na jeene ki tamana,

na marne ka kauf...

Naa jeene ki tamanna 

na marne ka kauf....

Daya the suspect's phone 

is currently switched off.

Arz kiya hai- Bas karo CID shayari karo thodha relax..

gour farmaiyega!

Bas karo cid shayari karo thodha relax..

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