Funny Boys & Girls SMS - Text Message on Boys vs Girls

एक अकेली लड़की को देख, लड़का उसके पास गया और बोला

लड़का: आई लव यू

लड़की: क्या?

लड़का: अच्छी फिल्म है न?

लड़की: गधे के बच्चे

लड़का: क्या…?

लड़की: कितने ख़ूबसूरत होते है न?

On a Date:

Pappu: Black coffee for two.

Girlfriend: Mujhe Pink Wali Chahiye.

Pappu: Ek Hi De Do, Yeh Mere Saath Nahi Hai!

Boy: Kya Ab Hum Iss Dosti Ko Rishtedari Mein Badal Lein?

Girl: Haan! Aaj Se Tu Mera Sirf Dost Nahi... Mera Bhai Bhi Hai!.

Girl - Baba mere mobile me

Balance ni rahta ky karu.

NIRML Baba - boyfrnd h k nahi,

Girl - nhi.

Baba - bus isliye hi kripa ruki h,

Boyfrnd bana lo kripa suru ho jayegi.

Girlfriend: Jaanu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Mujhe De Do.

Boyfriend: Kyon Honey?

Girlfriend: Main Roz Ise Dekhakar Tumhein Yaad Karungi.

Boyfriend: Yaad Toh Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi.

Girlfriend: Woh Kaise?

Boyfriend: Yeh Sochkar Ki Boyfriend Se Diamond Ring Maangi Thi Aur Usne Nahin Di!.

Girl (Crying): Meri Shaadi Fix Ho Gayi Hai.

Boy: OMG! Kis Se?

Girl: He lives in the USA.

Boy: Yaar, Ek Kaam Kar Apne Hone Wale Husband Se Ek iPhoneX Mangwa De, Vahan Sasta Milta Hai!

Boy: Hi, Whats your name?.

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Girl: ?#?Asha?

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Boy: Nice... 305, 306 or 311?

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Waise 501 ke features jyada mast hain ! ;) :P

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Boy: I Love You

Girl: I need some time and distance.

Boy: Kyon Velocity Nikalni Hai?

Boy: I love u

Girl: ne boy se pucha-

Me bhi tumhe 'I love U' kahu to kya karoge.

Boy: khushi se mar jaaunga.

Girl: Ja nahi kehti

ZEE Le apni zindagi...

Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.

Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do.

Boy: Sach Mein?

Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do Bol Rahi Hun!

A boy proposed a girl:

"I love you. I was in love with you from the first time I saw you. I can do anything for you.

You are my first and last wish. You are everything for me. I wish we marry and live happily forever. 

Please don't say no to me. You are my life."

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Girl: Veere! Mainu Angreji Nahi Aaundi!.

Boy Friend & Girl Friend ko movie dikhane se pahale paan khila deta hai...


Girl Friend: Tum Nahi Khaoge paan ???


Boy Friend: Nahi mai bina paan ke bhi chup baith sakta hu..!

Girl: Breakup hurts the most.

Boy: Kabhi Exam Mein Paper Likhte Waqt Time Kam Padne Ka Gham Hua Hai!.

Boy: Tumhari sandal’s badi pyaari hai

Girl: Utaru kya??

Boy: Arey nahi, nahi…waise aapke kapde bhi bade sundar hai

Girl: Hmm

Boy: Ab bolo

Crush: Poets attract me most.

Boy: I am a Poet.

Crush: Sunao Kuch

Boy: Jhut Bolna Paap Hai,

Ghar Ke Neeche Saanp Hai,

Kaali Mata Aayegi,

Aag Laga Ke Jayegi!.

Girl: I like guys with high standards.

Boy: Meri Maa Mujhe Gucci Ke Sandal Se Maarti Hai!

Boy Friend Girl Friend ke ghar me bhaith ke bate kar raha tha...

Girl Friend: Chaye banane Chali gai…

Boy Friend: ne socha chalo check karta hu ki

isne mera number “Baby” ya “Jaanu” kis nam se save kar rakh hai…

Boy Friend Girl Friend ko call lagya … aur nam dekh ke behosh ho gaya…

Nam likha tha “Bakara No. 5”.

Prasad: I love you. Do you love me?

Girl: No, I don't.

Prasad: You can't say no to me.

Girl: Why?

Prasad: Kyonki, Prasad Ko Kabhi Na Nahi Bolte!

Boy: Tum Girl Sarab Se Itni Nafrat Kyu Karti Ho...

Girl: Kyu Ki...

Sarab Pine Ke Bad Unka Chuhe Jaisa Boy Friend

Sher Jaisa Dahadane Lagta Hai..!

Boy: Happy Birthday Gutter.

Girl: Abey Mera Naam Sonali Hai.

Boy: Haan Toh 100 Naali Milkar Hi Toh Gutter Banta Hai!