Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right?
Girl: No there's 26
Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t!
Boyfriend: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.
Girlfriend: Awww... what?.
Boyfriend: My reflection!.
Girlfriend: I want a job where I can start at the top.
Boyfriend: Then you can start with 'Grave Digging'!.
If a girl laughs loudly, she is cheerful.
If a boy laughs loudly, he is mannerless!.
#Stop Gender Inequality.
Boy on phone.
Boy: Hi.
Girl: Hello.
Boy: What’s up?
Girl: Sky
Boyfriend: You are my drug.
Girlfriend: Awww, you can't live without me?
Boyfriend: No, you cost me too much and you ruin my life!.
Boy: What should I order?
Girl: A coffee for me and an ambulance for yourself.
Boy: Ambulance for me why?
Girl: Because my dad is standing at the entrance and he saw both of us.
Boy and Girl were sitting in a car.
Girl: Where are we going?.
Boy: On a long drive.
Girl: You did not tell me earlier you naughty boy.
Boy: I also got to know that right now.
Girl: How?.
Boy: The brakes are not working.
