Funny Bollywood SMS Joke

फिल्म `शोले` में जया बच्चन पूरी फिल्म में लालटेन जलाती रहती हैं, क्योंकि गाँव में बिजली नहीं है।

तो भाई ये बताओ कि वीरू जिस टंकी पर चढ़कर मरने गया था उसमें बिना बिजली के पानी क्या ठाकुर चढ़ाता था?

After filing of police complaint 

against Aamir now Kiran may feel...

Bachchon Ki Baat Chhodo Yahan 

To Bachchon Ke Papa Bhi Safe Nahi Hain!

How lucky is Aamir Khan that his wife is scared of something.

Hamari Wali Toh Kisi Se Nahi Darti!

Katrina: Ranbir, will you watch my movie Baar Baar Dekho?

Ranbir: Ae Dil Hai Mushkil!

Hrithik To Preity Zinta: Socho Ki Jheelo Ka Shehar Ho, 

Lehron Mein Apna Ek Ghar Ho...

Preity : Oh you mean, you want a house in Gurugram!

Abhishek: Dad, Aapne Mere 

Phone Mein PokemonGo Kyon Daala?

Big B: Is Bahane Tu Ghar Se Bahar To Nikalega!

Kareena: Tum ro kyun rahi ho?

Alia Bhat: Freedom251 ki chakar me apna IPHONE....

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OLX par baich diya.

Hollywood - And the Oscar goes to....

Bollywood - And the Sansui Colors Stardust Pan Parag Amba 

TMT Saria Bangur Cement Sasta Nahi Sabse Acha Award goes to.....

Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum 

jee chuke chunni babu,

Ab to bas dhadkanon ka lihaj karte hain,

Magar kya karen duniya walon ka,

Jo aakhari saans par bhi aitaraz karte hain.

Babuji ne kahaa gaon chhod do,

sabne kahaa paro ko chhod do,

paro ne kahaa sharaab chhod do,

aaj tumne kah dia, haweli chhod do,

ek din aayega jab wo kahenge, duniya hi chhod do

Har yaar wafadar nahi hota,

har patthar chamakdar nahi hota,

na jaane ban me kitne phool khile hain,

har phool khushbudaar nahin hota..

After success of the 'Ek Tha Tiger'

Salman Khan's next suspense movie 

'Kaun Tha Driver'!

When Ekta Kapoor was born, doctor said, 

"Mubarak Ho, Mubarak Ho, Mubarak Ho, 

Kaun Hua Jaanne Ke Liye Dekhiye Next Episode".

Slman or ktrina ke ghar hua ladka.

Ladke ko dekh bola slman mai 

gora tu gori fir ladka kyu kala??

To ktrina boli.

Mai hot tu hot jal gaya sala.

Meanwhile,

 Alia Bhatt called up a Jat Bhai 

and told him that they can try Tatkal 

if they are not getting reservations!

Hrithik Roshan divorced.

Farhan Akhtar divorced.

Abhay Deol in a terrible dilemma.

Katrina parts away from Ranbir.

Even Kalki separated.

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara!

Alok nath in dhoom 4

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bande hain hum sanskari

hum pe kiska zor, sanskaro ke suraj

nikle charon aur....

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irade hain kanyadaani

kanyadaani har kadam, apne haathon

kanyadaan karne

aaj chale hain hum..

Khuda Ne Jabb tujhe Banaya Hoga

Ik Saroor Uske Dil Mein Ayea Hoga

Socha Hoga Keya Doonga Tohfe Mein Tujhe

Tabb Jaake Usne Mujhe Banaya Hoga…!!!

Na jjagte hue khaab dekha karte hain

Na chaaho usse jise paa na sako

Pyaar kahan kisi ka poora hota hai

Pyar ka pehla akshar adhoora hota hai

Pighle neelam sa behta ye sama,

neeli neeli si khamoshiyan,

na kahin hai zameen na kahin aasmaan,

sarsaraati hui tehniyaan pattiyaan,

keh raheen hai bas ek tum ho yahan,

bas main hoon,

meri saansein hain aur meri dhadkanein,

aisi gehraiyaan, aisi tanhaiyaan,

aur main… sirf main.

Apne hone par mujhko yakeen aa gaya.