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Jab Maine "Daru"

Pehli baar Pee thi,

Mai Khud Apni

Nazron me gir gaya..

Aur Maine.. "Daru"

Chhodne ka faisla kar liya?

Lekin tab Maine

in tamaam logo k bareme socha..

Kisan jo angur ugaate hai,

Wo "Daru" factory ke Mazdur,

Wo kaanch ki bottel k factory 

mei kaam karne wale mazdur,

Wo baar me Nachne waali gareeb Nachaniya,

Wo baar mei kam karne wale Waiter,

Wo bhangarwale,

In sabko load karne wale truckon k garib driver,

Aur Unke biwi-Bacchhon 

ke Baare mei Socha 

to Meri aankh bhar aayi...

Aur bas...

Usi Pal Faisla kiya ki Abse,

I will Drink Regularly..

Apne liye to sab Jeete hain,

Lekin Hum to garibon ke liye peete hain..

Whisky ki garmi,

Vodka ki mithas,

Classic mild ka dhua, 

aur Beer ka swad,

Rum ka rang aur, Chakhna ka sath,

Mubarak ho apko 3 din pahle 

bewdon ka tyohar. ???

Happie 31st fever.????

I will never be able to understand the

the concept of going to Disco Parties,

"BC Paise bhi hum de,

aur Naache bhi hum!"

NacHo

Daru ki vajah se Barbad Sharabi ne Kasam li aur Ghar se Daru ki khali bottles fekne laga....

1st bottle fekte bola :- Teri Vajah se Meri Naukri gayi....

2nd fekte bola :- Teri Vajah se Mera Ghar bika ...

3rd fekte bola:- Teri Vajah se Meri Biwi ?? Chali Gayi ...

4th wali bottle uthaai to woh bhari hui nikli? ... toh bola :- Tu Side me hoja Pagli, Tu to bekasur hai. ..??????

PAPA; Beta tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Beta; chand jaisi biwi, jo raat me 

aaye our subha chali jaye..

Papa: use chand nahi,raand kehte hai.

Ram yug mei doodh mila 

krishan yug mei ghee....

Is yug mei daru 

mili khoob daba kar pee.

If movies were made by drinkers...??????

Soda Akbar

Rab Ne Pila di Thodi

 Rum de basanti

Hum tight ho chuke sanam

Beer Zara

Bevde Zameen Par

Ek Tha Bagpiper 

Talli six

Rum Maro Rum

Maine Drink Tujhko Diya

Bewdy Rathore

Hickk Hick Hota Hai

DaaruDas

Hum Tunn Maine Neat Kyu Piya

Peg Liya To Chakna Kya Ulti Kar Di Aapne

Whiskiya

Pinewale Baatliyaa Le Jayenge..

Whiskey donor......??

Ek sharabi Ne Doston Ki

Dawat Ka Program Banaya,

Aur Apne Hi Ghar Se Raat Ko

Bakra Chori Kiya,

Aur Khoob Dawat Ki,

Subha Jab Ghar Pahucha To

Bakra Ghar Me hi Tha,

Biwi Se Pucha:

Bakra Kaha Se Aya.?

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Biwi:" Bakre Ko maro Goli !

Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha,

KUTTE Ko Kaha Le Kar Gaye the..?

1 Sabzi Wale K Ghar Bacha Paida Hua,

To 1 Aurat Bache Ko Dekh Ke Boli:

Kitna Pyara Bacha Hai ?

Sabzi Wala Aadat Ke 

Mutabik Bola Aur Hai Bhi Bilkul Taaza

Ham rat me ja rhe the 

unki g**d marne

wha phunche to pta 

chala unhone g**d marali 

kisi aur se din me

Pani Se Pyas Na bhujhe ,

To may kahne ke Tarf chal Nikola.

Socha Sikyat karu khuda se,

Lekin khuda hi tera asshiq nikla