ap k *Chehre* pe Noor ki *Smile* hai
ap k pas *Mehnga* Mobile hai
Ap k *Inbox* mai sms ki *Lambi* file hai
pr *sms* Nhe krte kia *Faqeero* wala *Style* hai
Sheikh to friend: today I saved a life.
Friend: how?
Sheikh: I asked a beggar what if I gave you 1000 rupees he said I will die of happiness.
I didn’t gave him any thing'
1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta
Master: Kanjoos bole to kaun
Student: Hum chahe jitne bhi 'SMS' kare uska 'reply' jo na kare vo
Master: Uski ek example do
Student: aapki ki beti
Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena,
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati,
kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.
1 Kanjus blade se haat chir raha tha..
uski biwi boli:
kya kar rahe ho!?!
kanjus bola:
Dettol gir gaya tha,
socha q barbad karu,
haat chir k lagalu. !!!!!!!
G
o
oL GAPPAY
K mu wali kbi sms B kr liya kr,
.
Tujhy Laga Good Morning hai?
time vaikhaya eee. . :p
Kanjoos santa ka achanak
chat se pair fisal gaya
aur wo neeche girne laga.
jaise hi teesri manzil per uske
kichen ki khidki ke samne se guzra,
apni biwi se bola,
mere liye aaj ka khana mat banana.
