कंजूस :
वह व्यक्ति जो जिंदगी भर गरीबी में रहता है ताकि अमीरी में मर सके।
Advise-
LIVE RICH DIE POOR
Kal Se Tabiyat Theek Nhi Thi
.
Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya
Baba Ne Kaha K Tm Pr JIN Ka Saya Hy
Kisi KANJOOS Ko SMS kARO
Thank God
Ab Acha Feel Horaha Hy.
) (
!!!!!
*Mubarak ho*
SMS na kaRNe pe
Aapko
Award
of “Kanjoosi” 2019
diya jata ha.
Thanks ki koi baat nae ap ka haq ha
Kya lekar aye thay?
kya lekar jaoge …?
mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge,
itne paise bacha kar kya..
MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.
Description of SMS
S: salaa
M: muft da
S: siyapa
Jy na kro ty kanjoos.
Jy kro ty wella…..
1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,
Khafa ho ya koi Ghum hai.
Number kho gya ya balance kam
hai.
Bhejo sms ager dam hai.
Ya phir maan lo K sms k
BADSHAH sirf hum hain…
Pani me tairna machali ka style,
hawa me udna machli ka style,
diffrent msg bhejna apun ka style,
muft me msg padhna aapka style,
phado phadi kanjus.
25 25 25
25 25 25 loot-loo! chwaniya hai,
Mujhe sms karne ke kaam aayengi.
Sharmao mat.
Ameer admi stylish bal katwata he,
normal admi fauji cut karwata he and kanjus admi tind karwata he ta ka lambe time chale
Aaj mere pass
Mobile hy
Number hy
Charger hy
Battery hy
Balance hy
Tumhare pass kiya hy?
Hy koi msg?
To bhej do
Agar nahi to
Mobile bech do.
Sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms...
dekha kitne sare SMS bheje..........
Kuchh sikho mujse...KANJUS!
khud ko kar kanjus itna ke har sms behjne sy pehle
service centar waly caal kar k khud puchen
paa g paki gall a bhejna aae k sending fail kariye
80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain
Wah wah
Msg na krny waly marasi hoty hain.:D
(‘,’)
<)(>
/ / yaar tusi mirasi lagdy ty ni
Ho mera kam fakiron ko sms karna.
in kanjooson. Gareebon ka inbox bharna.
mere ALLAH inho ko bhi ab ghairat ajaey.
ye sms parhty he inka b sms ajay.
Khood ko kar kanjoos itna ki ....
har sms bhejhne se pahale ....
Service center wale khud call kar ke puche...
Beta sach mai is sms ko aage bhejna hai ya
Galti se sent ho Sent ho gaya!
Udhar aap majboor bethay hain,
Idher ham majboor bethe hain!
Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho,
Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain
Ek kanjoos ka bacha gatter me girgia.
har koi usko bola hath do hath do
but wo nai det tha.
A man passed by and said isko bolo hath lo to
phir ye hath dede ga
“Yu na Kisi K Dil Se Khelo,”
Jab SMS hi nahi Karna to,
Mobile Bech Kar Kinno lelo
A pathan friend was giving him miss calls repeatedly.
Annoyed he picked one of his calls
but his friend quickly ended it.
After some time he called and said
”oe khocha tumhe nai pata mere pass
balance short he,
tumne mera miscall kyu attend kia”
