Top 50 funny animal puns and jokes

Q :  How are elephants and computers similar? 

A : They both have big memories.

A group of wildlife enthusiasts was very disappointed after a long day in the jungle trying to sight a tiger. They kept seeing leopards but no tigers. They asked their guide who was a man known for wisecracks, why they saw so many leopards and no tigers. He replied, “I guess that is because the leopard is easily spotted...!".

Q:  What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? 

A : Swimming Trunks

Spiders are the only web developers that love finding bugs!.

Q :  Who lost a herd of elephants? 

A : Big bo peep!

Q: Which animal should you never do business with?

A: A cheetah!.

Q :  What do you call someone with an elephant on their head? 

A : Squashed!

Q: Why was the mom-spider angry with the dad-spider?

A: Because he spent too much time on the web.