Funny Animal Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Wildly

What type of dogs won't chase cows?

A deaf dog. Because they have never heard anything!

Q: What do you call a bunch of whales who play instruments?.

A: An orca-stra!.

What do you call bears with no ears?

B!.

Q:  What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone?.

A: A golden receiver.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?

Bison!.

Q: Where did the kittens go on the class trip?.

A: To a Mewseum.

What is the strongest creature in the world?

The snail. It carries its whole house on its back.

Q: Why was the baby kitten so irritable?

A: It needed a cat nap.

Q : What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel? 

A : Lumpy milkshakes

Q: When does the weather go splash! splash!, meow! woof?

A: When it's raining cats and dogs.

Only female mosquitoes drink blood.

Males are vegetarian.

Q: Why does the mama cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What did the one hen say to the other hen? 

“You look HENSOME.”

Pappu: Do you know why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

Bunty: Why?

Pappu: They kept dropping their trunks!.

A pair of turkeys walk up to the circulation desk at a town hall and say, "Buk Buk BUK." The hall caterer decides that the turkeys’ desire three books, so she gives them three books, and the turkeys leave shortly thereafter. Around midday, the two turkeys return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say, "Buk Buk BuKKOOK!" The hall caterer decides that the turkeys desire another three books and gives the books to them. The turkeys leave as before.

Q: What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?.

A: Maybe!.

What do you call a line of rabbits moving backward?

A receding hare line!.

Q: If a snake married a mortician, what would their bath towels say? 

A: Hiss and Hearse!.

Q: What did the bunnies say when the farmer caught them kissing in the garden? 

A: Lettuce alone!

Q: What is Dracula's favorite drink?

A: Bloody Mary!.