Best Sassy Instagram Captions for your Instagram Photos

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

Thank you to every person who has ever told me I can’t. You are just another reason I will.

You are a designer of your own destiny. Make it better.

Some people need a HIGH-FIVE ✋, in the face with a chair.

I’m not arrogant, I’m just better than you.

There’s a hole in my heart💙 where you use to be.

I am not fat, I am just easier to see.

When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.

Glow with me, or watch me glow

God hadn’t made me handsome, but he’d given me something, I always felt: funny bones.

Thick thighs and pretty eyes.

I don’t have an Attitude, I’ve got a Personality you can’t handle.

I would rather be single and happy than be in a relationship and miserable.

Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.

My business is my business none of your business

I know I’m awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by standing in one’s own sunshine.

Look at me, now look at you! Now tell me who is jealous of who?

I’m not only responsible for what I say not for what you understand…