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Today is the most Monday-est on Tuesday.

Don’t get a boyfriend. Get a bar of chocolate. It never judges and it’s always there for you.

This weekend I’m going on a marathon. On Netflix.

Why do people say ‘no offense,’ right before they’re about to offend you?

Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: Run loser Run!

We all have that one friend…

It’s too “a.m.” for me.

Manners matter. Good looks are a bonus. Humor is a must.

My Knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Good news is I’m smiling. The bad news is it’s the kind of smile that people should fear.

I’m not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surface every now and then.

You were my cup of tea.. But sorry darling now I drink coffee,😏

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

In bed, it's 6 AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31.

I liked memes before they were on Instagram.

Of course, I talk to myself sometimes because I need Experts advice.

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

I don’t sweat—I sparkle.