Funny Instagram Captions for your Photos

We made it, it’s Friday!

सुबह सुबह आकर सोये हुए को जगाने के लिये उसकी रजाई खींच लेने को महापाप की श्रेणी में रखा जायेगा

Hey, did you swallow magnets? Because I find you to be attractive.

I told him “I do,” but I didn’t mean the dishes.

ज़िन्दगी की यही रीत है पीठ पीछे सब कमीने सामने सब स्वीट हैं

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities..! Day, responsibility, funny

I had fun once, it was horrible survived another “end of the world” scenario, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer

You can’t find your phone and it was on silent. Too bad, if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it.

I love being me. Maybe with a few fewer pounds and fewer wrinkles.

I must destroy you with hugs and kisses

My mom – Why is everything in your room on the floor? Me – “Mom, don’t you understand gravity?” #Grounded

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Best friends: they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.

On the way to Crazy Town! Who wants to come with me?

I’m free – I’m free, An’ I’m waiting for you to follow me.

When guys get jealous it can be kind of cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start.

They say don’t try this at home. So, I tried it at my friend’s home.

A wise man once said nothing☺

Marriage is a relationship 💑 in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.