Funny Food Captions for Instagram that are HILARIOUS

I tried to be good once. It was horrible.

Always wear cute pajamas 👖 to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

Just one more cookie. Just one more minute. Just one more episode – Lies I tell myself.

I graduated from the University of Selfies.

May your day be as good as getting the perfect selfie on the first try.

Why cannot mosquitoes suck out my fat instead?