Cool And Funny Instagram Captions For Boys

The best way to lie is, to tell the truth…the carefully edited truth.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.

Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave because of your butt

I like long romantic walks down every aisle at Target.

I only need 3 things in life: Food 🍜, Wifi 🌐, Sleep 😪 :)

In a totally sane society, madness is the only freedom.

There’s no “we” on fries.

I’m jealous of my parents, I`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

जिंदा हूँ कमीनो, कभी तो याद कर लिया करो.

I tried to be normal once — worst two minutes of my life.

झूठ और मैं?

A joke’s a very serious thing.

जीवन क्या है? ऑफिस और ट्रैफिक से बचा हुआ समय...!

My goal this weekend is to move. . . Just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with You.

I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat :)

I will eat just one, I swear

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.

We’ll remain friends for life because you already know too much shit about me.