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On the way to Crazy Town! Who wants to come with me?

If traveling was free, you'd never see me again.

A naughty thought a day keeps the stress away.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.

I graduated from the University of Selfies.

I’m crazy but I’m not stupid.

I told my story, then made history

As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone off is piece of cake.

My goal is run out of pages in my passport.🛩

Drink beer.🍺 save water.

Stay tuned

Best friends 👬 don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.🍾

Life is beautiful but people are crazy.

Happiness is looking down for the next destination from your plane 🛬 window.

When I’m not hitting, I don’t hit anybody. But, when I’m hitting, I hit anybody.

Behind every successful woman👩 is a 'best friend' giving her crazy ideas

Excuse me. I found something under my shoes 👟oh it’s your Attitude.

Coffee makes me go crazy.

When life gets crazy, you can always count👬 on your friends.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.