Funny Instagram Captions If You Need a Good Laugh

Who’s that cute person? Oh, I clicked on my profile again.

If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up.

This by far your most fucked up idea ever… I’ll be there in 10 minutes.

There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there's no excuse for boredom, ever.

You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.

Out of my mind.I will be back in five minutes✋

My parents will always tell you that I was the crazy princess growing up. But I was a drama queen.

Let's do some "we shouldn't be doing this" things.

If sleep is important, why does school start so early?

Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal.

It’s okay to be crazy, but don’t be insane.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so are thunder and lighting.

The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

Hey, I just met you, this is crazy.

The less you care, The happier you'll be.😊

Flawsome

Cinderella never asked for a prince

I never let my best friend do stupid things..alone.👬

Agriculture drives most people crazy. It keeps me sane.

If you don’t own matching shirts, are you really friends?