Best Wife Status for Whatsapp and Facebook in English

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Do you know full form of wife "Worries in life Forever"

One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me :)

Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one work? :)

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker :)

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops :)

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

All girls are DEVIL but my wife is QUEEN.... Of all of them :)

A good husband makes a good wife.

How many times can you wash the floor before the floor says, hey, i'm too clean. leave me alone..

Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones unless the house is on fire...

Even my child started to walk without any support, nut my wife still holds my hand while walking.

Don't Let People stay in your life longer than they deserve!!!

A successful marriage requires Falling In love Many times, ALWAYS With The Same person.

Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops :)

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife.... I guess I am a fantasy.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.