Short Status For Whatsapp

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog

I'll be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.

You remind me of my Chinese friend... Ug Lee

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

Failure is not an option - it comes bundled with Windows.

There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation

Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.