200+ [Best] Smart Status And Quotes For Facebook, Whats App And Instagram

Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.

after monday and tuesday.. even the week says wtf.

Don't play stupid with me.. I'm better at it!

A gentleman is just another pervert but keeps his feeling bottled up

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

I Agree that cleanliness is next to godliness – but has anyone ever seen God :S

My asshole is not talking to me eversince i called you one

I desperately need a fixed income - Mine is broken