Best Selfie Status for Whatsapp and Facebook in English

This is my town

But first, let me take a selfie

About to head out

We were so young and in love

Excuse me while I kiss the sky

You're missing out

It's a beautiful day

Don't judge, you don't' know my story

I was born to stand out

Silly me

Too many shots, too many girls

Just got out of the shower, oops

Why so serious?

Don't hold your breath

Sunday fun day

When you take a selfie so good that you can't believe it's you.

There's a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair

you don't understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you're ugly

Selfie and twerk are officially real words and they have both been added to the dictionary.

If I send you an ugly selfie.. I trust you ... Its just one of my everyday selfies.