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Girls Just wanna have fun!

Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy

Thinks that time flies when you're having a drunken blackout.

Wishes it were socially acceptable to start drinking this early.

doesn't drink and drive in case he hits a bump and spills his drink.

Has often thought that what doesn't kill us makes us drink stronger liquor.

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.

Doctor says mango vodka does not count as my daily serving of fruit. Damn.

Mornings = Laziness. Afternoon = Dying for a rest. Night = Can t sleep

My body is not a temple.. it's a distillery with legs.

thinks our friendship is bad for my liver.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

Dont drink and drive, it will spill everywhere

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alco-hol

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do

Live For Today.. Plan For Tomorrow.. Party Tonight!

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

[N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.

No man does right by a woman at a party.