Top 100 Insult Status for WhatsApp in English, Insult WhatsApp Status

Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.

Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?

If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you, you're just not laughing.

If you're going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing..

90% of the time I say 'BRB' it just means I don't want to talk to you anymore..

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich ... want those leftovers too?

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

The First Human Who Hurled An Insult Instead Of A Stone Was The Founder Of Civilization.

Girls like shoes more than CLOTHES, Because No Matter How Much They Weigh, it still fits.

Don't feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.

Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.