Short Cool Whatsapp Status in English & Hindi

My life my rules.

Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.

I do not get drunk- I get awesome.

Time is precious waste it wisely.

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

A jealous woman does better research than FBI.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.

The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.

I am not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I am right.

Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.

Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.

Pople are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and rest, Just noise.

I am Waiting for GF Message!

Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile...Smile please!

I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.

Your whatsapp status say's online... If your online then, why aren't you msg me!

Try to solve your problem yourself... Don't Depend on other..!

Please don't get confused between my my attitude and personality!