Really Awesome Attitude Status Quotes & Messages

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up

Honesty is the best gift you can give.

When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke..

I like crazy people, especially those who don't see the risk.

Best conversations always happen late in the night. :)

The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.

Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together.

Don't like me? Cool, I don't wake up every day to impress you.

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.

Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!

God is really creative, i mean..just look at me.

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<)

May I go to the toilet = I'm fucking bored.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.