Here’s What I Want My Students to Know When We’re Not Together…

Lady Teacher Student Se: “Tum Hass Kyu Rahe Ho?”

Student: “Maine Abhi Aapki Br@ Ka Ek Strap Dekh Liya”

Teacher: “Get Out Of Class For One Week”

Tabhi Ek Doosra Bachha Bhi Hus Pada

Teacher: “Ab Tum Kyu Hasse Ho?”

Student: “Maine Do Strap Dekh Liye”

Teacher Gusse Se: “Get Out For One Month”

Tabhi Vo Chalk Uthane Ke Liye Jhukki

To Santa Class Se Bahar Jane Laga

Teacher Ne Puchha Ki Tu Bahar Kyu Jaa Raha Hai

Santa: “Madam Main Jo Dekha Hai 

Us Kaaran Muje Lag Raha Hai 

Shayad Mere School Ke Din Khatam Ho Gaye“.

MasterJi apne Student se bole: 

koi aashiqi wala Sher sunao.

Stdnt:

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"Mota marta Moti pe,

Bhukha marta Roti pe,

MasterJi ki 2 Betiya hai,

par mein toh Marta Choti pe.

English Grammar Teacher Ne Class Mein Pucha:

“Wo Ladki Sab Ladko Se Hans-Hans Ke Baat Karti Hai, 

Batao Is Sentence Mein Ladki Kya Hai?”

Johnny: “Sir Ji, Saf Pata Chalta Hai Ki Ladki Gasti (Callgirl) Hai“

During An External Viva In A College:

Professor  Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai,

Ya Aise Hi Aa Gagye Ho??

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Student : Yes Sir, Subah Breakfast Karke Aaya Hun.

Attitude Of Management

Student At Exam :

SIR : "Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai

Ya Aise Hi Aa Gaye..?

STUDENT: Sir,

Breakfast Kar ke Aaya Hun,

Aur Aap?

Kavi ka beta School Me-;

Teacher: what is Noun ??

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Student: Arz karta hun,

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Kutta bhi hota Hai 

apni gali mein king, 

Wah wah...

Kutta Bhi Hota hai 

Apni gali mein king..

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Noun is a Name Of any person, 

place or thing...

Teacher: Sab se Ziyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai?

Sharab Me? No

Pyar Me? Na

Paise Me? Never

Student: Sab se Ziyada Nasha

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KITAB Me Hota Hai,

Kholte Hi Neend Aa Jati Hai.

Teacher: Chinto Se Past Aur Future Tense Ki Koi Paribhasa De Kar Batao

Chinto: Ek Khub Surat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Buddhe Past Tense Main Aur

Ladke Future Tense Main Chale Jaate Hai !!!

May be he invented Zero.

Teacher: Homework Kyun nahi

Kiya?

Student: Sir, Light nahi Thi

Teacher: To MomBatti Jala

Lete …

Student: Sir, Maachis nahi Thi

Teacher: Machis Kyun nahi thi

Student: Pooja ghar me rakhi thi.

Teacher: To Wahan Se Le Aate

Student: Nahaya Hua nahitha

Teacher: Nahaye Kyun nahi thi.

Student: Pani Nahi Tha Sir.

Teacher: Pani Kyu Nahi Tha?

Student: Sir Motor Nahi Chal Rahi Thi.

Teacher: Ullu Ke Pathe Motor Kyun

Nahi Chal Rahi Thi ?

Student: Sir Bataya to ttha Light nahi thi

Maths teacher to Pappu, If you have Rs. 1000/- in one pocket & Rs. 1000/- in another pocket, what would you think?

Student: Main Kite Apne Piyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Paa Layi?

Do Students Cheating Karne Hi

Wale The Ke Teacher Agya Aur Puncha–

” Tum Se Piche Wale Ladke Ne Abhi

Kya Puncha ? ”

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Student: Sir Iss Ne Puncha Japan Ka

Capital Kya Hai….

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Teacher: Toh Tum Ne Bata Diya.??

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Student: Nai Sir… 

Mene Isko Danta Tha 

Ki Abhi To Tune Muje Toka Hai

Magr Ab Naa ” TOKYO ”

Teacher: What is Anesthesia?

Student: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi!

Maut aur mohabbat to bas naam se badnam he......

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warna.

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takleef to sbse zada padhai hi deti he...

Teacher: What is your name?

Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.

Teacher: When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.

Student: My name is Sunlight.