Pure Veg Joke.
Girl Went To Repair Her Umbrella
Shopkeepar : Upar Ka Kapda Nikalna Padega,
Or Niche Danda Dalna Padega.
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Girl : Aapko Jo Karna Hai Vo Karo,
Bas Paani Andar Nahi Aana Chahiye.
HAPPY MONSOON..!
Pyari-pyari rat hai,
Taro ki barat hai,
Hawa thodi cool hai,
Mausam bhi anukool hai,
Lovely-lovely night hai,
Bas kahne ko
Kitni garmi hai ye btaya nhi Jata,
Gambhir Hai Suraj ka kissa Sunaya Nahi Jata.
Din Me 2 Baar Nahao Ya 4 Baar,
Phir Bhi Sala Pasina Sukhaya Nahi Jata.
Zara Thehro Ke Barish Hai,
Yeh Tham Jaye To Fir Jaana.
Kisi Ka Tujh Ko Choo Laina,
Mujhe Acha Nhi Lagta.
Kya rog de gayi hai
nye mousam ki barish,
Mujhe yaad aa rahe hain
mujhe bhul jane wale.
Haad Ho Gyi Yaar
Thelle Pe Toh Likha Tha K,
Grmiyo Ka Tohfa Matke Wali Kulfi.
Aur Mene Tohfa Liya
Toh Paise Maagne Lga.
Jab Jab Aata Hai
Yeh Barsaat Ka Mausam
Teri Yaad Sath Hoti Hai Hamdum,
Socha Is Mausam Mein Tujhe Yaad Nhi Karenge,
Par Fir Socha Ki Hum Barish Ko Kaise Rok Payenge…
Aaj barish me tere sang nahana hai,
Sapna ye mera kitna Suhana hai,
Barish ki bunde jo gire tere hotho pe,
Unhe apne hotho se uthana hai.
Sawan ne bhi kisise pyar kiya tha,
Usne use Baadal ka Naam diya tha,
Rote the dono 1 dusre Ki Judai me,
Aur Logone use Barish ka Naam diya tha.
Aaj Mausam Kitna Khush Gawar Ho Gaya,
Khatm Sabhi Ka Intezar Ho Gaya,
Barish Ki Boonde Giri Kuch Is Tarah Se,
Laga Jaise Falak Ko Zameen Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Barsat ki bheegi raaton mein fir koi suhani yaad aayi,
Kuchh apna jamana yaad aaya kuchh unki jawani yaad aayi,
Hum bhool chuke the jisne hamein duniya mein akela chhor diya,
Jab gaur kiya to ek surat jaani pehchani yaad aayi.
Khusboo Ka Libaas Pehan
Kar Kaun Gali Me Aaya Hai
Kaisa Paigam Saath Laya Hai
Khidki Khol Kar Bahar Dekho
Mausam Mere Dil Ki Baaten Tumse
Kehne Aaya Hai..!
Happy Monsoon
Ab koun se mausam se
koyi aas lagaye,
Barsaat mein bhi
yaad na jab unko hum aye..
6odkar mujhe tum,
akele kaha jaoge,
chahat thodi bahot he,
chahat kehti ruk jao,
aise me kaise jaoge,
barsat thodi bahot he.
Ye husn-e mosam,
ye barish,
ye hawayein,
Lgta hai mohabbat ne
aaj kisi ka sath diya hai
Teri Yaad Dilati Hai Baarish, Pyar
Ki Dhhun Shunati Hai Baarish,
A Jaana Tu To Nahi Hai Kahi Par Bhi, Lekin,
Tere Hone Ka Ehsaas Karati Hai Baarish.
Aye barish zara tham ke baras,
Jab mera yaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
Pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
Phir itna baras ki woh ja na sake.
Rim Jhim Rim Jhim Baarish Brasti Hai,
Meri Aankhen Tujhe Dekhne Ko Trasti Hai,
Tere Yaad Ke Nashe Main,
Meri Zindagi Kabhi Girti To Kabhi Fisalti Hai.
Mujhe maar hi na dale
in badlon ki sazish,
Ye jb se baras rahe hain
tum yaad aa rhe ho.
Phir Palat Rahi Hai
Sardiyo Ki Suhani Shamen..!!
Phir Uski Yaad Me
Jalne Ke Zamane Aaye....!!!!
